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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM Author: flesh stage We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271132) |
Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM Author: free-loading masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271134) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM Author: metal arousing pistol Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?
I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM Author: flesh stage No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271179) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM Author: Comical autistic round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271181) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM Author: Costumed mediation sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271199) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM Author: marvelous national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271202) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM Author: smoky immigrant tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271204) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM Author: smoky immigrant tattoo Did you stand up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271185) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM Author: flesh stage Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271195) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM Author: lime sandwich There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.
But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM Author: free-loading masturbator *Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts, "THE JUDGE!" Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM Author: Bisexual internal respiration there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc
dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM Author: Disgusting property affirmative action "THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271981) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM Author: Red buck-toothed boistinker the frosty fritters of jurisprudence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45272571) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM Author: soul-stirring bawdyhouse psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#49007567) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM Author: Splenetic place of business frosty fritters, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#49007659) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM Author: Frozen Laughsome Water Buffalo THE JUDGE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#49007489) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM Author: Bearded address hairy legs In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#49007518) |
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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM Author: Supple brindle electric furnace really tough guy Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#49007525) |