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Do Tall Guys realize their height has no value outside the internet/prose

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motley orchestra pit ratface
  05/15/25
It still helps in boxing
Multi-colored digit ratio crotch
  05/15/25
L M F A O
Onyx faggot firefighter
  05/15/25
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haunting library
  05/15/25
devastating
violent yapping senate
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emerald base nibblets
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Poppy Vibrant Liquid Oxygen
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Onyx faggot firefighter
  05/18/25
*nonchalantly grabs dish on high shelf with ease”
Exhilarant Nofapping People Who Are Hurt
  05/15/25
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Onyx faggot firefighter
  05/15/25
There’s a reason cats didn’t evolve to be bipeda...
Navy Wagecucks
  05/15/25
It’s literally more powerful in prose. You ever read f...
motley orchestra pit ratface
  05/15/25
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Navy Wagecucks
  05/15/25
And I say this as a Tall Guy. Im above average irl bc of ORM...
motley orchestra pit ratface
  05/15/25
They’ve always done this. The moment man learned to...
motley orchestra pit ratface
  05/18/25
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Navy Wagecucks
  05/18/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5679453&fo...
Navy Wagecucks
  05/18/25
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motley orchestra pit ratface
  05/18/25
I'm 6'3" and miserable
Spruce Hot Pervert
  05/18/25


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Date: May 15th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: motley orchestra pit ratface



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Date: May 15th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored digit ratio crotch

It still helps in boxing

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Date: May 15th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter

L M F A O

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Date: May 15th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: haunting library



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Date: May 15th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: violent yapping senate

devastating

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Date: May 15th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: emerald base nibblets



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Poppy Vibrant Liquid Oxygen



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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter



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Date: May 15th, 2025 6:42 AM
Author: Exhilarant Nofapping People Who Are Hurt

*nonchalantly grabs dish on high shelf with ease”

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Date: May 15th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter



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Date: May 15th, 2025 7:22 AM
Author: Navy Wagecucks

There’s a reason cats didn’t evolve to be bipedal and Height is irrelevant to them. It is useless outside of bipedal internet posters and URMs throwing balls into nets afaik.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: motley orchestra pit ratface

It’s literally more powerful in prose. You ever read fiction and every character who they want to sound virtuous and whom they spend like 800 words describing is Tall. Then there are Height Studies (funded by Losers) where liberal arts scientists write volumes in their conclusions about the silence of height. Also Losers who don’t get laid on online dating INSIST that height filters Ruin them and that they used to get laid nbd.

Best thing about screwing over Losers is making them fund their betters. Property taxes and inflated rents to buy stadiums and Pads for Jocks. Loser taxpayers funding height studies. Society used to fund Losers more I.e. by funding state universities directly rather than through loans. Now Losers must pay immense Student Loans and society is thriving as a result.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Navy Wagecucks



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: motley orchestra pit ratface

And I say this as a Tall Guy. Im above average irl bc of ORMs and shrunken Gen Xers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725238&forum_id=2E#48933115)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: motley orchestra pit ratface

They’ve always done this.

The moment man learned to string copper through the earth, some Tall Guy in a waistcoat was hunched over the rig tapping out his height. Dot dot dash — "Six foot four." They didn’t use telegraphs for war or weather or the grain prices in Des Moines. No. They used them to signal their phenotype. The telegraph was not invented. It was summoned by the tall.

https://i.redd.it/nv7u4v1vlk1f1.png

In every age, they find the newest conduit — the stele, the drum, the scroll, the wire, the feed — and they broadcast themselves. Soon they wanted voice. The first phone call was not about business. It was not urgent. It was vain. A Tall Guy bellowing down a wire to another Tall Guy. They wanted to hear the height in each other’s voices. And like everything else, it scaled. The wires coiled across continents. Switchboards screamed with the clamor of women patching through yet another Tall Guy’s call. The Bell System became a spine for height transmission. By the 1940s, a lanky accountant in Kansas could phone in his stature to a secretary in Tallahassee and she would swoon.

And as the century wore on, they made sure you could carry the phone with you. Tall Guys didn’t just dominate space anymore — now they dominated airwaves.

From tin-can acoustics to 5G towers, every upgrade has served one goal: allow the Tall Guy to describe how good it is to be him — louder, clearer, smoother, deeper.

The telephone didn’t flatten the world.

It elevated them.

The first selfie was just a daguerreotype of a man standing beside a barn to prove he was taller than it.

The first email? "Subject: 6’3, btw"

Every app becomes the same app. Every technology bends, inevitably, toward this grotesque display. The signal becomes the sigil. We decode nothing but vertical self-worship.

They sit in ergonomic chairs never made to fit them. They stretch out in airplane seats, knees splayed like cracked masonry. They post “lol this bed is too small” with a smirk, and it goes viral.

Height is the only thing that never needed a manifesto. It announces itself. Yet they write one anyway. Every profile: a gospel. Every inch: a sermon. They never say “I’m kind” or “I listen” or “I’ve suffered.” They say: “6'2.” A single number. And the world moves. The internet didn’t change this. It just sped it up. The wires hum with their boasting. The grid is choked with their silhouettes. Every feed is just a forest of them, roots shallow, canopy high, growing toward praise.

And you, Loser, are paying for it. Your taxes. Your rent. Your attention. You’re the base of the pyramid and they are the tip. A tip they typed out in Morse code 150 years ago and never stopped tapping. And they know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725238&forum_id=2E#48941397)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Navy Wagecucks



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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Navy Wagecucks

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5679453&forum_id=2#48941942

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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: motley orchestra pit ratface



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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Spruce Hot Pervert

I'm 6'3" and miserable

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