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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Purple big-titted area circlehead
  06/30/25
wow lol
Kink-friendly spot
  06/30/25
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vigorous confused goal in life
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Kink-friendly spot
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Purple big-titted area circlehead
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
indigo appetizing theater weed whacker
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Purple big-titted area circlehead
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
lascivious locale dopamine
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Cracking stead
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Kink-friendly spot
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
blathering partner casino
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Purple big-titted area circlehead
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Cracking stead
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Aromatic domesticated marketing idea
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Kink-friendly spot
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Purple big-titted area circlehead
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Brass very tactful stock car ratface
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Rough-skinned Mahogany Range Prole
  06/30/25
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ultramarine therapy
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
indecent supple library
  06/30/25
...
Purple big-titted area circlehead
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Galvanic tattoo round eye
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
fuchsia violent milk
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Mildly Autistic Arrogant Senate
  06/30/25
...
blathering partner casino
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Aromatic domesticated marketing idea
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
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  07/01/25
...
fuchsia violent milk
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
stubborn mauve chad
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
marvelous copper dilemma
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Saffron trailer park
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Vivacious Buff Boiling Water
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Avocado friendly grandma kitty
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Cream Cumskin
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Purple big-titted area circlehead

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Kink-friendly spot

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: vigorous confused goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Kink-friendly spot

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Purple big-titted area circlehead

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: indigo appetizing theater weed whacker

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Purple big-titted area circlehead

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: lascivious locale dopamine

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Cracking stead

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Kink-friendly spot

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: blathering partner casino

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Purple big-titted area circlehead

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Cracking stead

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Aromatic domesticated marketing idea

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly spot

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Purple big-titted area circlehead

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Brass very tactful stock car ratface

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Mahogany Range Prole

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: ultramarine therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: indecent supple library

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Purple big-titted area circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Galvanic tattoo round eye

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: fuchsia violent milk

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Arrogant Senate

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: blathering partner casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Aromatic domesticated marketing idea

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: curious chrome nibblets

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: fuchsia violent milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: stubborn mauve chad

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: marvelous copper dilemma

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Saffron trailer park

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Vivacious Buff Boiling Water

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Avocado friendly grandma kitty

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Cream Cumskin

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065360)