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I feel deeply inspired by Louvre smash and grab "heist"

Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion f...
arousing shimmering house
  10/20/25
They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "securit...
amethyst comical stage
  10/20/25
The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold...
violet arrogant ticket booth
  10/20/25
Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is...
arousing shimmering house
  10/20/25
? When they steal jewels they almost always break and rec...
violet arrogant ticket booth
  10/20/25
bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when...
Deep Obsidian Preventive Strike Temple
  10/21/25
there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they d...
scarlet exhilarant patrolman library
  10/21/25
I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they wou...
Hyperventilating grizzly foreskin
  10/21/25
Not artifact jewels
arousing shimmering house
  10/21/25
Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won&rsq...
wonderful pocket flask chad
  10/21/25
what level of sophistication would this really have taken? w...
Deep Obsidian Preventive Strike Temple
  10/20/25
Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previous...
violet arrogant ticket booth
  10/20/25
it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieva...
Deep Obsidian Preventive Strike Temple
  10/21/25
Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the even...
Twinkling Tantric Box Office
  10/21/25
main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you star...
scarlet exhilarant patrolman library
  10/21/25
xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder a...
electric genital piercing
  10/21/25
OFS
scarlet exhilarant patrolman library
  10/21/25
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navy hall lettuce
  10/21/25
would you be surprised to find out that the security boss wa...
scarlet exhilarant patrolman library
  10/21/25
indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody b...
Narrow-minded Bawdyhouse Place Of Business
  10/21/25
Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists th...
talking feces
  10/21/25
Have to arrange fencing too.
lilac dingle berry rehab
  10/21/25
i assume they work for people who do that and just got their...
Hyperventilating grizzly foreskin
  10/21/25
but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros wit...
scarlet exhilarant patrolman library
  10/21/25
...
lime site
  10/21/25
It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the ...
Swollen prole set
  10/21/25
But don't leave DNA!
lilac dingle berry rehab
  10/27/25
Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition?
Thriller Indian Lodge Multi-billionaire
  10/21/25
they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a fli...
Hyperventilating grizzly foreskin
  10/27/25
decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister
Narrow-minded Bawdyhouse Place Of Business
  10/27/25
*because the French are involved
scarlet exhilarant patrolman library
  10/27/25
Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here It ...
Lavender vigorous institution halford
  10/27/25
(Gunneratttt)
Impressive Travel Guidebook Brethren
  10/27/25


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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: arousing shimmering house

Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion for stealing whatever you want to. Think I'm going for the artifacts I've been wanting to grab for a while. Wish me luck gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363243)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: amethyst comical stage

They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "security" was eating croissants ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363245)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: violet arrogant ticket booth

The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold right now, it's crazy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363247)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: arousing shimmering house

Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is behind this but they're going somewhere intact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363249)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: violet arrogant ticket booth

?

When they steal jewels they almost always break and recut them to erase the provenance. It would be stupid to keep them intact as-is, more so for whoever wants them.

They did manage to locate one crown though, the Empress's crown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363254)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: Deep Obsidian Preventive Strike Temple

bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when daimond stores and rich people exist, seems like you'd want to keep that 100x profit from some rich chinese guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363352)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:27 AM
Author: scarlet exhilarant patrolman library

there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they didn’t touch

these jewels were stolen for some gook or A-rab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363372)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: Hyperventilating grizzly foreskin

I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they would rob a diamond broker reservoir dogs style.

It’s prob some Saudi/russian/chink asshole who is buying them. Or maybe Kim jong un

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363486)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: arousing shimmering house

Not artifact jewels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363552)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: wonderful pocket flask chad

Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won’t resurface for decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49364382)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Deep Obsidian Preventive Strike Temple

what level of sophistication would this really have taken? was it basically just 3 guys with motorbikes and some crowbars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363252)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: violet arrogant ticket booth

Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previously walked out due to staff being stretched thin, particularly security, due to overcrowding. It's like asking for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363258)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Deep Obsidian Preventive Strike Temple

it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieval castle though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363298)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Twinkling Tantric Box Office

Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the event of a siege, they would just train everybody in the castle to use crossbows. Longbows were better, but it takes a lifetime to be good with a longbow, any old fool can pick up a crossbow and be decent within a few days. Castles could still do that now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363493)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: scarlet exhilarant patrolman library

main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you start bumbling around and even simple things become hard to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363373)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: electric genital piercing

xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder after seven or eight beers its nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363536)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: scarlet exhilarant patrolman library

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363553)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: navy hall lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363350)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: scarlet exhilarant patrolman library

would you be surprised to find out that the security boss was a woman?

https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1980375714646876461

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363410)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Bawdyhouse Place Of Business

indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody bitch queen of england stole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363478)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: talking feces

Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists thats the most enticing thing

Just walking through the door w a crowbar, adequate phenotype and baseline serum t level lets you retire immediately from a lifetime of banal wagecucking

Its seriously embarrassing to wake up & wagecuck earnestly and read headlines about heists where dudes ride into sunset clear & free after like 45 minutes of execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363488)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: lilac dingle berry rehab

Have to arrange fencing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363534)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating grizzly foreskin

i assume they work for people who do that and just got their $$$ once the job was over. to even be in that position you still have to wagecuck as a professional criminal for years tho. it's not like you can be new poaster first day and just have the network or ability to rob the fucking Louvre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49363656)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: scarlet exhilarant patrolman library

but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros with not much to lose just quit their jobs and will enter the trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49364377)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: lime site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49364383)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Swollen prole set

It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the store up and then speed off into the sewers on motorcycles. You just take what you want and leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49364439)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: lilac dingle berry rehab

But don't leave DNA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49380497)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge Multi-billionaire

Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49364443)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating grizzly foreskin

they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a flight to Algeria. I'd say they're probably in a room right now with a car battery and jumper cables attached to their ballsacks except that the French are involved.

https://apnews.com/article/france-louvre-heist-arrests-2e78cbea4bc44c39348eedf8baf138ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49379238)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Bawdyhouse Place Of Business

decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49379244)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: scarlet exhilarant patrolman library

*because the French are involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49379651)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Lavender vigorous institution halford

Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here

It belongs in a museum you savages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49380509)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Impressive Travel Guidebook Brethren

(Gunneratttt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2E#49380528)