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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
wow great point man
mind-boggling unholy toaster genital piercing
  11/17/13
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Startling kitchen
  02/09/14
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Henna sneaky criminal
  12/01/13
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Flickering nursing home
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
infuriating puce spot
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
aphrodisiac address boltzmann
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
cyan impertinent site place of business
  11/18/13
tp
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Irradiated university
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Flickering nursing home
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
pearly adventurous corner becky
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
beady-eyed red cuck locus
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
fragrant twisted preventive strike
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Stimulating sanctuary potus
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Saffron territorial mad-dog skullcap
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Vigorous base regret
  04/07/16
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claret house-broken laser beams
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Sinister Community Account
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
misunderstood odious theater
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
galvanic topaz lay hunting ground
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Fiercely-loyal theater stage friendly grandma
  11/17/13
?
Boyish yellow jew
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
demanding seedy fortuitous meteor
  11/18/13
Well?
mauve headpube
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Charismatic mood
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Flickering nursing home
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
vivacious hot famous landscape painting
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Fishy shrine
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Charismatic mood
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Charismatic mood
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Fishy shrine
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Charismatic mood
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
You're done here
clear casino
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
...
Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Glittery Voyeur
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
fragrant twisted preventive strike
  11/17/13
...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
heady shaky multi-billionaire area
  11/17/13
only?
Glittery Voyeur
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
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Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
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Concupiscible associate
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Pea-brained domesticated french chef box office
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Fishy shrine
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Effete dilemma
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo
  11/17/13
lol
Effete dilemma
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Pea-brained domesticated french chef box office
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Glittery Voyeur
  11/17/13
lmao.
cyan impertinent site place of business
  11/18/13
cq
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  03/03/24
...
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
disgusting violent queen of the night
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
cyan impertinent site place of business
  11/18/13
Underrated
appetizing garrison
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Pea-brained domesticated french chef box office
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
disgusting violent queen of the night
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
disgusting violent queen of the night
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
citrine hominid idea he suggested
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
citrine hominid idea he suggested
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
citrine hominid idea he suggested
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
citrine hominid idea he suggested
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
disgusting violent queen of the night
  11/17/13
LOL
Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
disgusting violent queen of the night
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
disgusting violent queen of the night
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Adulterous State Rigor
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
slimy wrinkle kitty cat
  11/17/13
really embarassing
translucent out-of-control dingle berry field
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Trip disrespectful faggotry
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
disgusting violent queen of the night
  11/17/13
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appetizing garrison
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Glittery Voyeur
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
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  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
disgusting violent queen of the night
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
stirring mother stag film
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Turquoise titillating shitlib
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
brass fighting sandwich love of her life
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Turquoise titillating shitlib
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
racy snowy prole
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
racy snowy prole
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Turquoise titillating shitlib
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
diverse menage reading party
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
demanding seedy fortuitous meteor
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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Concupiscible associate
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
vengeful histrionic persian
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Henna sneaky criminal
  11/19/13
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Henna sneaky criminal
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
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  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
judgmental business firm
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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Swashbuckling range gunner
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Henna sneaky criminal
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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Henna sneaky criminal
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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  12/22/14
woah, it's you
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Henna sneaky criminal
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling unholy toaster genital piercing

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Startling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: infuriating puce spot

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac address boltzmann

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: cyan impertinent site place of business

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Irradiated university

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: pearly adventurous corner becky

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed red cuck locus

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: fragrant twisted preventive strike

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Stimulating sanctuary potus

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Saffron territorial mad-dog skullcap

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Vigorous base regret

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: claret house-broken laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Sinister Community Account

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: misunderstood odious theater

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: galvanic topaz lay hunting ground

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal theater stage friendly grandma

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Boyish yellow jew

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: demanding seedy fortuitous meteor

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: mauve headpube

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Charcoal passionate affirmative action therapy

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Charismatic mood

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: vivacious hot famous landscape painting

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Fishy shrine

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Charismatic mood

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Charismatic mood

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Fishy shrine

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Charismatic mood

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: clear casino

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Glittery Voyeur

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: fragrant twisted preventive strike

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: heady shaky multi-billionaire area

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Glittery Voyeur

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained domesticated french chef box office

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Fishy shrine

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Effete dilemma

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Effete dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained domesticated french chef box office

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Glittery Voyeur

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: cyan impertinent site place of business

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: abusive legal warrant

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: disgusting violent queen of the night

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: cyan impertinent site place of business

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: appetizing garrison

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse party of the first part

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: talking macaca church building

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted principal's office

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained domesticated french chef box office

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: brilliant school toilet seat

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: disgusting violent queen of the night

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: disgusting violent queen of the night

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Crystalline Sick Water Buffalo

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: citrine hominid idea he suggested

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: citrine hominid idea he suggested

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: citrine hominid idea he suggested

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: citrine hominid idea he suggested

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: disgusting violent queen of the night

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Indecent Nofapping Chapel Gaping

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: disgusting violent queen of the night

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: disgusting violent queen of the night

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Adulterous State Rigor

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: vivacious hot famous landscape painting

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: slimy wrinkle kitty cat

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: translucent out-of-control dingle berry field

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful faggotry

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: disgusting violent queen of the night

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: appetizing garrison

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Glittery Voyeur

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: provocative medicated step-uncle's house

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: judgmental business firm

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Doobsian Brethren

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: disgusting violent queen of the night

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: useless newt tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: diverse menage reading party

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Mahogany soul-stirring brunch trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: useless newt tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: beta deranged cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: stirring mother stag film

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: stirring mother stag film

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Turquoise titillating shitlib

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: brass fighting sandwich love of her life

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Turquoise titillating shitlib

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: racy snowy prole

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: racy snowy prole

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Turquoise titillating shitlib

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Sienna Juggernaut Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Razzle House Roast Beef

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Turquoise titillating shitlib

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: diverse menage reading party

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: demanding seedy fortuitous meteor

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gaming laptop stead

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: avocado federal boistinker piazza

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Pink big lodge

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Spruce frum stage round eye

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: vengeful histrionic persian

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: judgmental business firm

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: French indian lodge really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Cobalt Deep Trailer Park Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Lime Comical Cuckold Partner

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: judgmental business firm

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: massive location

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling range gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: peach wild market

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: talking macaca church building

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: talented school cafeteria

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Hateful senate foreskin

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: naked marketing idea

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: talking macaca church building

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Hairless locale

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: awkward scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Vigorous base regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: rambunctious heaven

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Silver gas station

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Spectacular stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Vigorous base regret

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: cerebral alpha indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Henna sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#38290169)



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Author: Floppy Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#39243529)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Sinister Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Contagious athletic conference

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Exciting indigo goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: idiotic cracking coffee pot pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2E#49397898)