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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Outnumbered aromatic ratface dilemma
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
umber menage
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/13/25
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Arrogant Appetizing Dog Poop
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
umber menage
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
umber menage
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Outnumbered aromatic ratface dilemma
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
ivory ape stag film
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Lake Windowlicker Selfie
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Heady Foreskin
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Lake Windowlicker Selfie
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Heady Foreskin
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Heady Foreskin
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
smoky senate famous landscape painting
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Heady Foreskin
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
smoky senate famous landscape painting
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/13/25
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Lemon cerebral trailer park pervert
  06/13/25
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ivory ape stag film
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  07/08/25
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Fear-inspiring corn cake
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
jade keepsake machete legal warrant
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Outnumbered aromatic ratface dilemma

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: umber menage

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Arrogant Appetizing Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: umber menage

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: umber menage

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered aromatic ratface dilemma

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: ivory ape stag film

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Lake Windowlicker Selfie

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Heady Foreskin

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Lake Windowlicker Selfie

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Heady Foreskin

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Heady Foreskin

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: smoky senate famous landscape painting

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Heady Foreskin

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: smoky senate famous landscape painting

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Lemon cerebral trailer park pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: ivory ape stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: jade keepsake machete legal warrant

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2E#49081449)