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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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french hospital
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
lascivious disrespectful azn stead
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
Crystalline Boltzmann Casino
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
french hospital
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
french hospital
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt
  07/26/25
LOL
french hospital
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
henna abode sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
pink point antidepressant drug
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
french hospital
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
odious garrison patrolman
  07/26/25
See my order below
french hospital
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
pink point antidepressant drug
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
Fragrant Internet-worthy Stage
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
Swashbuckling Dilemma
  07/26/25
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Fragrant Internet-worthy Stage
  07/26/25
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french hospital
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
french hospital
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
Navy haunting indirect expression school cafeteria
  07/26/25
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french hospital
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
french hospital
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
nofapping translucent giraffe toaster
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
french hospital
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
pink point antidepressant drug
  07/26/25
Yeah
french hospital
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
bearded federal address knife
  07/26/25
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french hospital
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
Canary theater windowlicker
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
bearded federal address knife
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
Canary theater windowlicker
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
bearded federal address knife
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
Canary theater windowlicker
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
bearded federal address knife
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
Canary theater windowlicker
  07/26/25
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Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
sick talented idea he suggested
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
french hospital
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
sick talented idea he suggested
  07/26/25
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french hospital
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
sick talented idea he suggested
  07/26/25
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french hospital
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
sick talented idea he suggested
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
turquoise narrow-minded international law enforcement agency public bath
  07/26/25
cq
Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
Canary theater windowlicker
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: french hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: lascivious disrespectful azn stead

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Crystalline Boltzmann Casino

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: french hospital

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: french hospital

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: french hospital

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: henna abode sweet tailpipe

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: pink point antidepressant drug

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: french hospital

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: odious garrison patrolman

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: french hospital

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: pink point antidepressant drug

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Fragrant Internet-worthy Stage

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dilemma

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Fragrant Internet-worthy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: french hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: french hospital

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Navy haunting indirect expression school cafeteria

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: french hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: french hospital

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: nofapping translucent giraffe toaster

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: french hospital

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: pink point antidepressant drug

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: french hospital

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: bearded federal address knife

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: french hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Canary theater windowlicker

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: bearded federal address knife

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Canary theater windowlicker

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: bearded federal address knife

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Canary theater windowlicker

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: bearded federal address knife

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Canary theater windowlicker

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: sick talented idea he suggested

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: french hospital

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: sick talented idea he suggested

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: french hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: sick talented idea he suggested

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: french hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: sick talented idea he suggested

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: turquoise narrow-minded international law enforcement agency public bath

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Out-of-control misanthropic principal's office newt

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Canary theater windowlicker

It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2E#49143354)