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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Bateful point
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
adventurous narrow-minded mental disorder
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Bateful point
  08/01/25
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passionate stubborn voyeur
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
cracking area cuckold
  08/02/25
rip
Flickering Brunch Rigor
  08/02/25
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adventurous narrow-minded mental disorder
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
blathering stead codepig
  08/01/25
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histrionic swollen stag film digit ratio
  08/01/25
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Bateful point
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
exciting cumskin
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Bateful point
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
brass church patrolman
  08/01/25
yes
Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
?
Bateful point
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
brass church patrolman
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
histrionic swollen stag film digit ratio
  08/01/25
Sick
Bateful point
  08/01/25
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Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Deranged mewling corner
  08/02/25
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Talented bronze boiling water
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Flickering Brunch Rigor
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Bateful point
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Deranged mewling corner
  08/02/25
Hdy
Bateful point
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
umber bat-shit-crazy mediation
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Concupiscible Coral Gas Station
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
bearded indian lodge incel
  08/02/25
Titcr
violent kink-friendly milk idiot
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Bateful point
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
bearded indian lodge incel
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Bateful point
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Spruce high-end resort candlestick maker
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
bearded indian lodge incel
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Bull headed cobalt parlour
  08/02/25
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Salmon plaza
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Supple flatulent reading party
  08/02/25
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Crawly Rambunctious Step-uncle's House
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Aphrodisiac quadroon
  08/02/25
?
Bateful point
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Twinkling love of her life hell
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Bateful point

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded mental disorder

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Bateful point

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: passionate stubborn voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: cracking area cuckold

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Flickering Brunch Rigor

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: blathering stead codepig

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: histrionic swollen stag film digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Bateful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: exciting cumskin

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bateful point

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: brass church patrolman

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bateful point

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: brass church patrolman

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: histrionic swollen stag film digit ratio

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Bateful point

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Deranged mewling corner

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Talented bronze boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Marvelous vengeful organic girlfriend

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Flickering Brunch Rigor

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Bateful point

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Deranged mewling corner

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Bateful point

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: umber bat-shit-crazy mediation

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Coral Gas Station

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: bearded indian lodge incel

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: violent kink-friendly milk idiot

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Bateful point

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: bearded indian lodge incel

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Bateful point

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Spruce high-end resort candlestick maker

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: bearded indian lodge incel

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Bull headed cobalt parlour

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Salmon plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Supple flatulent reading party

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Crawly Rambunctious Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac quadroon

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Bateful point

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Twinkling love of her life hell

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151922)