(The night she literally turned the whole venue into my personal playground)

**Pre-game vibe:**

Sofia Isella (yes, the violin-wielding, red-haired demon queen) was headlining her first massive solo show after the viral breakup album. Place was 70% female, 90% dressed like they wanted to be in her next music video: fishnets, leather skirts, red lipstick, chokers, the works. Buying temperature was already at 11 before she even touched the stage. I rolled in solo (wing flaked last minute), black fitted tee, silver rings, one leather cuff, boots. Zero fucks, pure state.

**The Sofia Effect:**

Every time she hit those violin screams or sang the “I hope you choke on someone else’s name” lines, you could literally feel the room’s emotional pussy get wet. Girls were screaming, crying, jumping. Free compliance on steroids. I just timed my approaches to the peaks of her songs.

**Key Sets (all fueled by Isella’s sorcery):**

1. **HB9 Redhead (literal Sofia clone)**

Spotted her right in front of the stage, red hair extensions, black lace bodysuit, screaming every lyric.

Opened mid-“Cigarettes out the Window” drop:

Me (leaning in, loud): “You know she wrote that about a guy who looks exactly like me, right?”

She turns, eyes already dilated from the music, laughs and slaps my chest. Instant kino green light.

30 seconds later we’re screaming the chorus in each other’s faces, my hand on her lower back pulling her into me.

Verse two of the next song → full makeout while Sofia’s violin solo is shredding.

Pulled her to the side barricade, finger-fucked her discreetly during “I’m Your Jazz Singer” (she came when Isella hit the final high note).

#close + Insta, she’s already texting me voice notes singing Sofia lyrics at 4 a.m.

Score: public orgasm + K-close

2. **Seated 3-set (HB10 brunette + two HB8s)**

They were filming TikToks to “Everyone’s a Fucking Psycho.”

Opened with: “Careful, Sofia’s gonna put you three in the next music video as the crazy exes.”

Locked in by sitting on the armrest of the HB10. Ran the “which one of you is the most psycho?” routine.

When Sofia started “Liar” (the slow one), I took the HB10’s hand, put it on my chest, sang the chorus looking dead in her eyes. Instant soul-gaze connection.

Bounced them all to the smoking area during intermission, isolated HB10.

Told her: “When she plays ‘Graveyard’ later, meet me left side of the stage. No talking, just come.”

She showed up exactly on the first chord. Full caveman pull to the bathroom corridor. F-closed against the wall while “Graveyard” was blasting through the doors. She kept whispering the lyrics in my ear while riding me.

Score: SNL during the actual song she said she’d meet me for. 10/10 cinematic shit.

3. **Moving 2-set on the dance floor (HB9 blonde + HB8.5)**

Caught them jumping during the “I’ll fucking haunt you” bridge.

Grabbed both by the waist mid-jump, screamed the line with them. Instant three-way dance sandwich.

Blonde was wearing a choker that literally said “ISELLA” in rhinestones. Told her: “That’s cute, but mine says ‘property of’ on the back.” Flipped her around, wrote my initial on her lower back with my thumb.

K-close with both, then focused blonde. Pulled to merch stand, bought her the limited red vinyl, told her “payment later.”

She ended up at my afterparty Airbnb with the vinyl still in her hand while getting railed to the album on repeat.

Score: SNL + souvenir sex

**Stats for the night**

Sets opened: 14

K-closes: 9

F-closes: 3 (one during the actual concert)

#closes: 11 (zero flakes so far)

Biggest observation: Sofia Isella is the most powerful wingwoman on planet Earth right now. Her music does 80% of the emotional spiking for you. You just have to not fuck up the last 20%.

**Final note**

At the end when she closed with the acoustic “Time Bomb,” half the girls in the venue were crying. I was in the back with the HB10’s legs wrapped around me, kissing her neck in perfect sync with the final violin note.

Sofia looked straight into the crowd during the last scream, and I swear she smirked like she knew exactly what her music just did to every pussy in that building.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801617&forum_id=2E#49455044)