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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Appetizing sepia garrison
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
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Olive glittery spot sound barrier
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Exhilarant Violent Sanctuary
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
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  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Sick stag film
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Curious cheese-eating ceo indian lodge
  04/24/26
Link?
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  04/24/26
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Appetizing sepia garrison
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
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  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Cerebral messiness
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Cobalt becky legal warrant
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
Slippery stage
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
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  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Mahogany house
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
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The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Cerebral messiness
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Appetizing sepia garrison

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: trip base shitlib

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Olive glittery spot sound barrier



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant Violent Sanctuary

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Curious cheese-eating ceo indian lodge

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Sick stag film

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Curious cheese-eating ceo indian lodge

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Sick stag film

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Appetizing sepia garrison

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Cobalt becky legal warrant

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Cobalt becky legal warrant

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Slippery stage

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: zippy bateful stead famous landscape painting

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Mahogany house

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy parlor jew

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: violet athletic conference



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: bisexual stirring wrinkle coffee pot



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: violet athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Cerebral messiness

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant Violent Sanctuary

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839738)