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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Brindle Violent Voyeur
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
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  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Brindle Violent Voyeur
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
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  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
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  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
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I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
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if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
mahogany passionate people who are hurt
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
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  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
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  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Brindle Violent Voyeur
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
irradiated spot
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Brindle Violent Voyeur
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
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  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
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  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Glassy Forum
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
frum violet locus volcanic crater
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
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  06/06/25
Damn
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That's like a $10,000 bill.
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not including tip
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were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
coiffed 180 hospital
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Brindle Violent Voyeur
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
coiffed 180 hospital
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
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  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
irradiated spot
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
coiffed 180 hospital
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
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  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Brindle Violent Voyeur
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
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  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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  06/06/25
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  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Glassy Forum
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
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  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
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  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
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the location and sharpness of pain
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  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
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Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
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Expected disco to be the OP
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  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
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  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
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  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
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  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
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  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
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  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: charcoal arousing bbw

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Greedy slimy native

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Beta half-breed pisswyrm

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: high-end stage main people

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: crimson church toaster



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Background Story Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: charcoal arousing bbw

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: mahogany passionate people who are hurt

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired brass haunted graveyard

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: irradiated spot

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Glassy Forum

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: mahogany passionate people who are hurt

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Glassy Forum

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: frum violet locus volcanic crater

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: frum violet locus volcanic crater

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Vibrant Background Story Famous Landscape Painting

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Glassy Forum

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Splenetic Gay Wizard Hissy Fit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: irradiated spot



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Translucent Home Queen Of The Night

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: irradiated spot



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flesh abode international law enforcement agency

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: multi-colored macaca cruise ship

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: coiffed 180 hospital

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: coiffed 180 hospital

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: irradiated spot

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: coiffed 180 hospital

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Vibrant Background Story Famous Landscape Painting

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Glassy Forum

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: mauve doctorate cuckoldry

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: impertinent carmine corn cake



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Glassy Forum

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Supple field

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Spectacular poppy parlor foreskin

glad everything turned out alright.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: crimson church toaster



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: provocative antidepressant drug casino

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: provocative antidepressant drug casino

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: sapphire point

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: pungent mexican prole

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Comical therapy

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: insecure slap-happy becky

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: mauve doctorate cuckoldry

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: flickering twinkling potus french chef

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Goyim

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Grizzly at-the-ready turdskin pozpig

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Brindle Violent Voyeur

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994921)