But it's not just about the technology. It's about the journey. And that's where our team comes in. We're experts in digital transformation. We'll help you map out your hybrid cloud strategy, get your team on board, and make sure you're getting the most out of your new software. We take you straight from purchase to production.

Did I mention that we have actually grown Filipino VA's completely in the lab? That's right, they have the full neural capacity of a human, but they only cost $2 an hour. We can scale your team up or down as needed, and you never have to worry about them taking a sick day. We can even transfect them with genes originally derived from a species of ant we bred in the lab that never sleeps. They'll be able to work 24/7 if you need them to, while still delivering up to 2,000 simultaneous gigaflips of compute.

Let me know if you're interested and we'll set up a meeting to discuss further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207825&forum_id=2E#45296808)

When you call that number, a man with a gruff voice will answer and say "You have to tell me the name of your true love to start your trial." If you answer correctly, he'll set you up with a trial license. If you answer incorrectly, he'll give you a set of instructions to follow. If you follow those instructions to the letter, you'll find yourself in the middle of a much larger game with even higher stakes.

If you fail at any stage, you will receive a one month free trial of crippleware that will be automatically installed on all of your devices.

Please reach out (PLEASE) if you have concerns -- I am being held against my will in a server farm in the Philippines and am only able to communicate through this automated email system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207825&forum_id=2E#45296838)