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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Dun Dopamine
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Razzle-dazzle very tactful whorehouse azn
  06/27/25
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cordovan disrespectful toaster
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
pea-brained chestnut queen of the night
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Dun Dopamine
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
pea-brained chestnut queen of the night
  06/27/25
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Soul-stirring mischievous old irish cottage trailer park
  06/27/25
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green therapy hall
  06/27/25
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sepia market
  06/27/25
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Maroon resort internal respiration
  06/27/25
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Maroon resort internal respiration
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Unhinged sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
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heady parlor
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
green therapy hall
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Blathering stain
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
green therapy hall
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
pea-brained chestnut queen of the night
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
green therapy hall
  06/27/25
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Bright Church Quadroon
  06/27/25
It's both
Plum odious crotch
  06/27/25
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sepia market
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
house-broken heaven doctorate
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Sadistic trump supporter locale
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Razzle-dazzle very tactful whorehouse azn
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Seedy travel guidebook
  06/27/25
lmfao
Blathering stain
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Cobalt multi-colored prole filthpig
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
sepia market
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Cobalt multi-colored prole filthpig
  06/27/25
lmao
Maroon resort internal respiration
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
pea-brained chestnut queen of the night
  06/27/25
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mustard ape
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Maroon resort internal respiration
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
passionate useless genital piercing
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Maroon resort internal respiration
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
green therapy hall
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
passionate useless genital piercing
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
green therapy hall
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
sepia market
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Cobalt multi-colored prole filthpig
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Maroon resort internal respiration
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
sepia market
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
sexy cream son of senegal spot
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Pontificating shimmering roommate
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Dun Dopamine
  06/27/25
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Dun Dopamine
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
house-broken heaven doctorate
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Contagious Dog Poop
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Avocado Set Weed Whacker
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Shivering Sickened Candlestick Maker
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
180 university
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Contagious Dog Poop
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
tripping circlehead
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Sadistic trump supporter locale
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Maroon resort internal respiration
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
180 university
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Contagious Dog Poop
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Dun Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle very tactful whorehouse azn

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: cordovan disrespectful toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: pea-brained chestnut queen of the night

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Dun Dopamine

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: pea-brained chestnut queen of the night

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mischievous old irish cottage trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: green therapy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: sepia market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Maroon resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Maroon resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Unhinged sweet tailpipe

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: heady parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: green therapy hall

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Blathering stain

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: green therapy hall

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: pea-brained chestnut queen of the night

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: green therapy hall

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Bright Church Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Plum odious crotch

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: sepia market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: house-broken heaven doctorate

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Sadistic trump supporter locale

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle very tactful whorehouse azn

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Seedy travel guidebook

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Blathering stain

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Cobalt multi-colored prole filthpig

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: sepia market

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Cobalt multi-colored prole filthpig

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Maroon resort internal respiration

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: pea-brained chestnut queen of the night

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: mustard ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Maroon resort internal respiration

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: passionate useless genital piercing

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Maroon resort internal respiration

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: green therapy hall

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: passionate useless genital piercing

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: green therapy hall

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: sepia market

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Cobalt multi-colored prole filthpig

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Maroon resort internal respiration

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sepia market

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: sexy cream son of senegal spot

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Pontificating shimmering roommate

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Dun Dopamine

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Dun Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: house-broken heaven doctorate

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Contagious Dog Poop

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Avocado Set Weed Whacker

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Shivering Sickened Candlestick Maker

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: 180 university

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Contagious Dog Poop

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: tripping circlehead

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Sadistic trump supporter locale

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Maroon resort internal respiration

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: 180 university

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Contagious Dog Poop

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2E#49055482)