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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
Orchid marvelous spot
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
vigorous apoplectic hell volcanic crater
  04/24/26
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aphrodisiac primrose hospital
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Deep Travel Guidebook
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
Soul-stirring rusted indian lodge windowlicker
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
maroon stage
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
Soul-stirring rusted indian lodge windowlicker
  04/24/26
Link?
maroon stage
  04/24/26
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Orchid marvelous spot
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
Salmon infuriating sneaky criminal
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
cordovan menage
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Salmon infuriating sneaky criminal
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
wonderful multi-billionaire codepig
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Talking kitty cat
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Peach puppy
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Cracking kitchen
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hyperventilating piazza
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
cordovan menage
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
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  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Orchid marvelous spot

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: vigorous apoplectic hell volcanic crater

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac primrose hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Deep Travel Guidebook

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted indian lodge windowlicker

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: maroon stage

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted indian lodge windowlicker

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: maroon stage

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Orchid marvelous spot

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Salmon infuriating sneaky criminal

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: cordovan menage

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Salmon infuriating sneaky criminal

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: wonderful multi-billionaire codepig

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Talking kitty cat

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Peach puppy

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Cracking kitchen

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Drunken federal parlour twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: cordovan menage

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Deep Travel Guidebook

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2E#49839738)