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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Contagious state It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: cyan casino alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Awkward Zippy Point Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Apoplectic hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: hairraiser doctorate did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: iridescent step-uncle's house multi-billionaire "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Multi-colored affirmative action (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Soul-stirring insecure den jewess "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: arrogant tanning salon masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Exhilarant Ultramarine Stage Community Account (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Contagious state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Glittery yarmulke home who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Contagious state Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Glittery yarmulke home whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Contagious state CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: fuchsia piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Nofapping indirect expression 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Swollen irradiated nursing home "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: fuchsia piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: indecent abode wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#49335487) |