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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Cobalt elastic band doctorate
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
orange bawdyhouse
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
hairraiser pervert address
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
blathering cowardly digit ratio
  06/06/25
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bat-shit-crazy poppy church
  06/06/25
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Carnelian heaven
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Cobalt elastic band doctorate
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
nofapping sneaky criminal
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
spruce razzle-dazzle crackhouse black woman
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Idiotic legal warrant
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
free-loading university deer antler
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
nofapping sneaky criminal
  06/06/25
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Carnelian heaven
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
free-loading university deer antler
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
aggressive boltzmann theater
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
Damn
aggressive boltzmann theater
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Carnelian heaven
  06/06/25
not including tip
free-loading university deer antler
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Idiotic legal warrant
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blathering cowardly digit ratio
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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Cobalt elastic band doctorate
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Idiotic legal warrant
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nofapping sneaky criminal
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curious principal's office
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Buff cumskin
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Narrow-minded parlor
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Odious coiffed sex offender
  06/06/25
LOL
Talented kitchen quadroon
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Idiotic legal warrant
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
orchid lay
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Narrow-minded parlor
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Big Prole
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Big Prole
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
Idiotic legal warrant
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Big Prole
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Carnelian heaven
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
free-loading university deer antler
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Yapping infuriating psychic locale
  06/06/25
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Cyan theatre dragon
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
free-loading university deer antler
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Bearded Maroon Tank Ladyboy
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
dun stimulating stead
  06/06/25
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bat-shit-crazy poppy church
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
razzle cuckold nursing home
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
razzle cuckold nursing home
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
unholy appetizing ticket booth
  06/06/25
...
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
diverse internal respiration fat ankles
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Useless Reading Party
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
curious principal's office
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Yapping infuriating psychic locale
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
jet-lagged becky mad-dog skullcap
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Scarlet Godawful Pit
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Gold potus trump supporter
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Splenetic Gay Orchestra Pit Knife
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
cream dashing double fault mental disorder
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cobalt elastic band doctorate

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: orange bawdyhouse

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: hairraiser pervert address

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: blathering cowardly digit ratio

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Carnelian heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Cobalt elastic band doctorate

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: nofapping sneaky criminal

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: spruce razzle-dazzle crackhouse black woman

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Idiotic legal warrant

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: free-loading university deer antler

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: nofapping sneaky criminal

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Carnelian heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: free-loading university deer antler

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: aggressive boltzmann theater

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: aggressive boltzmann theater

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Carnelian heaven

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: free-loading university deer antler

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: laughsome point crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Idiotic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: razzle cuckold nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: blathering cowardly digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Gold potus trump supporter

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Cobalt elastic band doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Idiotic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: nofapping sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: razzle cuckold nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: nubile step-uncle's house dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Useless Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: orange bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: hairraiser pervert address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: diverse internal respiration fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Ivory persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Yapping infuriating psychic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: curious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Buff cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Odious coiffed sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Talented kitchen quadroon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained wine messiness public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Idiotic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: orchid lay

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Big Prole

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Big Prole

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Idiotic legal warrant

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Big Prole

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Carnelian heaven

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: free-loading university deer antler

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Yapping infuriating psychic locale

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Cyan theatre dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: free-loading university deer antler

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Bearded Maroon Tank Ladyboy

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: dun stimulating stead

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: razzle cuckold nursing home

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: razzle cuckold nursing home

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: unholy appetizing ticket booth

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: diverse internal respiration fat ankles

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Useless Reading Party

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: curious principal's office

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Yapping infuriating psychic locale

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged becky mad-dog skullcap

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Godawful Pit

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Gold potus trump supporter

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Splenetic Gay Orchestra Pit Knife

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: cream dashing double fault mental disorder

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2E#48994921)