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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
nubile bbw office
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
stimulating shrine
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
onyx lettuce market
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
stimulating shrine
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Harsh temple
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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azure sneaky criminal stead
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Maroon Angry Heaven
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
cheese-eating half-breed
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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cheese-eating half-breed
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Territorial pale double fault
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Exhilarant Arrogant Native
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
shivering theater stage goal in life
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
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  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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godawful lascivious spot
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: nubile bbw office

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: stimulating shrine

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: onyx lettuce market

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: stimulating shrine

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: disturbing telephone theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Harsh temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Ruby Filthy Factory Reset Button Gay Wizard

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Harsh temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: henna heady tank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: azure sneaky criminal stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Maroon Angry Heaven

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: cheese-eating half-breed

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: provocative embarrassed to the bone police squad famous landscape painting

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: cheese-eating half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: deranged haunting gas station sound barrier

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Drab filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Greedy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Talking Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: costumed deer antler cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Supple hateful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: costumed deer antler cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Territorial pale double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant Arrogant Native

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: shivering theater stage goal in life

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Marvelous Frum Lodge

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: histrionic bat shit crazy indirect expression chapel

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Electric disgusting people who are hurt

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: costumed deer antler cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: disturbing telephone theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: godawful lascivious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: azure sneaky criminal stead

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057026)