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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: charismatic fishy sandwich psychic

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: infuriating twinkling temple

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: slippery roommate



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all shitlib



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: multi-colored abode



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Nofapping Preventive Strike



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Nubile Cerise Milk



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Pearl irradiated box office half-breed



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: shivering sound barrier



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: shivering sound barrier

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Ruddy gaped address liquid oxygen



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: shivering sound barrier

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Nubile Cerise Milk

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Jade Nursing Home Haunted Graveyard



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Ruddy gaped address liquid oxygen



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: multi-colored abode



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated kitchen newt

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Canary Stage

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649503)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Topaz National Double Fault



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Fighting Doobsian Old Irish Cottage

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649714)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Vivacious Mustard Brunch Toilet Seat

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Ruddy gaped address liquid oxygen



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: bright piazza legend

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Pink Mad Cow Disease



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Brass feces yarmulke

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Salmon hairy legs dilemma

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Spruce area athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready onyx philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Sepia sexy locale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: rose buck-toothed quadroon spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: shivering sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Pink Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: infuriating twinkling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Rough-skinned forum cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: multi-colored abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: multi-colored abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: high-end church building

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: multi-colored abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Ebony aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Sepia sexy locale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Massive mind-boggling lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: nighttime nowag stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Sepia sexy locale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Bateful dingle berry sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: marvelous tan hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Sepia sexy locale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: garnet balding school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Vigorous filthy mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Sepia sexy locale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: slippery roommate

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Sepia sexy locale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: House-broken clown

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: slippery roommate

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Seedy home fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Nofapping Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Pearly cruise ship digit ratio

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: sienna hideous library trump supporter

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: galvanic henna school

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: garnet balding school cafeteria

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: lascivious hall

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: lemon cerebral rehab

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Nubile Cerise Milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Shimmering Awkward Meetinghouse Stock Car

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Ruddy gaped address liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Hilarious fuchsia bawdyhouse

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: histrionic beta point kitty cat

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Laughsome obsidian trailer park circlehead

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Medicated Range

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: shivering sound barrier

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: useless hyperactive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: House-broken clown

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Translucent bat-shit-crazy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: amber floppy filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Spruce area athletic conference

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: plum geriatric house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Ivory Diverse National Security Agency Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Ebony aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: gold property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Sepia sexy locale antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: useless hyperactive institution

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: useless hyperactive institution

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Elite public bath crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: hairraiser ticket booth

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Laughsome obsidian trailer park circlehead

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: useless hyperactive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Pearl irradiated box office half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Canary Stage

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Black Main People

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Canary Stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Unhinged naked water buffalo depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Talking station

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Pearl irradiated box office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Nofapping Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Laughsome obsidian trailer park circlehead

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Talking station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: motley business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: slippery roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Anal Principal's Office Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Burgundy Metal State Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: marvelous tan hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: lime hateful ape corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: gay angry corner

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: motley business firm

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Nofapping Preventive Strike

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: motley business firm

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Nubile Cerise Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: 180 aquamarine wrinkle

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Talking station

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: shivering sound barrier

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Talking station

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Offensive sooty native

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Salmon hairy legs dilemma

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Misunderstood umber degenerate

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Elite public bath crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: supple cruel-hearted stain

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Canary Stage

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: supple cruel-hearted stain

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Canary Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: amber floppy filthpig

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: alcoholic heady factory reset button potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Big Up-to-no-good Gaping Shrine

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Canary Stage

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Big Up-to-no-good Gaping Shrine

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: disturbing orange sanctuary idiot

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Canary Stage

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Canary Stage

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Canary Stage

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Canary Stage

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: plum geriatric house



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: thriller bearded locus ratface



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Ebony aphrodisiac theater stage



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: crusty azn turdskin

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Elite public bath crotch

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Adventurous puce lodge fortuitous meteor

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Mauve glittery theater

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Adventurous puce lodge fortuitous meteor

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring generalized bond

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood umber degenerate



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Canary Stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Fighting Doobsian Old Irish Cottage

Holy shit at usurping authority.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring generalized bond

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27710510)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: confused step-uncle's house brethren

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Charcoal center

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Ebony aphrodisiac theater stage

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

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Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Jade Nursing Home Haunted Graveyard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Claret location love of her life

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: multi-colored abode

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Ebony aphrodisiac theater stage



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Clear comical jew

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Tripping gaming laptop

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: multi-colored abode



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling jap

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#32401153)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: lavender useless brakes stage

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Primrose Exciting Ceo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2E#35288872)



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