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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Stirring blood rage property It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: vivacious very tactful house stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Green police squad brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: wonderful mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: amethyst crusty knife did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: rose box office juggernaut "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: nudist therapy lettuce (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Vigorous locus pocket flask "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: razzle orange pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: insane church sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: internet-worthy coiffed alpha (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Stirring blood rage property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Walnut Hall who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Stirring blood rage property Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Walnut Hall whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Stirring blood rage property CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Submissive Abusive Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: amber chapel 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Chestnut marvelous background story "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Submissive Abusive Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: sinister national degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Shimmering mischievous library ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2E#49414142) |