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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Orange field sex offender
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Stirring hall
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/23/25
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cerebral toaster
  12/23/25
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Cracking Fishy Ceo
  12/24/25
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Fighting piazza
  12/24/25
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misanthropic silver associate
  12/24/25
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Glittery irate garrison police squad
  12/24/25
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Saffron preventive strike
  12/24/25
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Stirring hall
  12/24/25
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Hot weed whacker chapel
  12/24/25
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insanely creepy vibrant meetinghouse
  12/24/25
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Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/24/25
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High-end sandwich
  12/24/25
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Narrow-minded Hairy Legs Kitchen
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Free-loading vigorous multi-billionaire personal credit line
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Fighting piazza
  12/23/25
180
Cordovan gunner university
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Stimulating sanctuary
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/23/25
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Awkward crawly liquid oxygen headpube
  12/24/25
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Ivory nofapping round eye trailer park
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Cruel-hearted water buffalo
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Angry center stain
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Angry center stain
  12/23/25
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rough-skinned mother home
  12/24/25
...
Narrow-minded Hairy Legs Kitchen
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Galvanic Brilliant Stead
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
bistre juggernaut pit
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
bistre juggernaut pit
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
hyperventilating really tough guy
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
bistre juggernaut pit
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
sapphire sweet tailpipe stage
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
exciting hominid hospital
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Deep locus
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Yellow rehab
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Deep locus
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/24/25
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misanthropic silver associate
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Yellow rehab
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Yellow rehab
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Deep locus
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/25/25
...
Contagious metal yarmulke property
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
misanthropic silver associate
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
High-end sandwich
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Bright thirsty people who are hurt
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Big Principal's Office Alpha
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
purple foreskin
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
purple foreskin
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
mischievous old irish cottage
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Yellow rehab
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
fiercely-loyal soggy ticket booth faggotry
  12/24/25
tp
Glittery irate garrison police squad
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Slap-happy Confused Bawdyhouse Newt
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Yellow rehab
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Burgundy Corner Filthpig
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Yellow rehab
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Orange field sex offender

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Stirring hall

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: cerebral toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cracking Fishy Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Fighting piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: misanthropic silver associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Glittery irate garrison police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Saffron preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Stirring hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Hot weed whacker chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: insanely creepy vibrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: High-end sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Hairy Legs Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Free-loading vigorous multi-billionaire personal credit line

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Fighting piazza

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Cordovan gunner university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Stimulating sanctuary

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Awkward crawly liquid oxygen headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Ivory nofapping round eye trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted water buffalo

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Angry center stain

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Angry center stain

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned mother home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Hairy Legs Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Brilliant Stead

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: bistre juggernaut pit

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: bistre juggernaut pit

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: hyperventilating really tough guy

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: bistre juggernaut pit

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: sapphire sweet tailpipe stage

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: exciting hominid hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Deep locus

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Yellow rehab

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Deep locus

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: misanthropic silver associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Yellow rehab

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Yellow rehab

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Deep locus

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Contagious metal yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: misanthropic silver associate

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: High-end sandwich

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Bright thirsty people who are hurt

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Big Principal's Office Alpha

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: purple foreskin

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: purple foreskin

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: mischievous old irish cottage

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Yellow rehab

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal soggy ticket booth faggotry

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Glittery irate garrison police squad

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy Confused Bawdyhouse Newt

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Yellow rehab

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Corner Filthpig

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Yellow rehab

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49539118)