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Avraham Eisenberg sentenced to 52 months prison following Karlstack investigatio

https://x.com/realChrisBrunet/status/1926113031580164235
Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness
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Bipolar Dog Poop
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I dont get it How did u know he had child porn
Pea-brained wonderful state
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I doxxed him for hacking/manipulating $100 million on Mango ...
Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/24/25
How did you plant it on his computer?
Bipolar Dog Poop
  05/24/25
he was evil all on his own
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Hairraiser unhinged school cafeteria mood
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cq. Jews are typically not known to indulge in such things.
orange self-absorbed gas station
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you reported on a whistleblower report that was already file...
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> you reported on a whistleblower report that was already...
Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness
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"CoinDesk and BlockWorks are probably the most reputabl...
spectacular tanning salon headpube
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> of leaking some discord screenshots for a story that al...
Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness
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I bet u did
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where are the court documents citing your investigation you ...
spectacular tanning salon headpube
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This is the real scoop. He buried the lede.
Pearly vivacious menage
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I am not digging in PACER right now for you but trust me if ...
Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness
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"court documents exist that cite my investigation"...
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Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness
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found it, it was the SEC charging document https://jumpsh...
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1) this is from the cftc, not the sec 2) neither the cftc...
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Karlstack? your response?
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Wow Karlstack reporting on other people's news and claiming ...
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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness

https://x.com/realChrisBrunet/status/1926113031580164235

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Date: May 24th, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: dull aggressive newt partner



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Bipolar Dog Poop



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful state

I dont get it

How did u know he had child porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958134)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness

I doxxed him for hacking/manipulating $100 million on Mango Markets and when the feds seized him for that hack, he had the CP in his devices



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958137)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Bipolar Dog Poop

How did you plant it on his computer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958139)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness

he was evil all on his own



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958141)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful state



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser unhinged school cafeteria mood



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Date: May 24th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: orange self-absorbed gas station

cq. Jews are typically not known to indulge in such things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958253)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: spectacular tanning salon headpube

you reported on a whistleblower report that was already filed. you didn't investigate anything or uncover any new evidence, you simply reported on evidence that was already in the hands of law enforcement. you didn't contribute to this in any way. and now you're making multiple NSAMesqe victory laps taking credit for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958148)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness

> you reported on a whistleblower report that was already filed

wrong, my reporting was exclusive and original, broken on Substack before any whistleblowers or authorities knew it was Avi

https://www.karlstack.com/p/exclusive-the-man-who-may-have-milked

court documents refer to my reporting multiple times as their source for finding avi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958152)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: spectacular tanning salon headpube

"CoinDesk and BlockWorks are probably the most reputable 2 outlets in this space. Rather than walk through the extremely convoluted/sophisticated/complex facts of this case, I will refer you to ***their reporting*** from last night which gives an authoritative summary."

as far as i can tell your contribution to this consists of leaking some discord screenshots for a story that already broke and was reported on.

why not cite the court documents which refer to karlstack reporting here or in your articles taking credit for this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958171)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness

> of leaking some discord screenshots for a story that already broke and was reported on.

the hack was known about but the hacker was unknown

I fingered the hacker for the first time

why are you so mad that I caught a Jewish pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958175)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful state

I bet u did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958181)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: domesticated shaky church building patrolman



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Date: May 24th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48959066)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48963634)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: spectacular tanning salon headpube

where are the court documents citing your investigation you just claimed exist? as far as i can tell your reporting on this simply reported on court documents, not providing the information that they relied on.

https://www.karlstack.com/p/breaking-avraham-eisenberg-caught

why does googling "Avraham Eisenberg" and "karlstack" only return shit from you claiming you played a role in this rather than any other reporting or court documents citing your investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958183)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Pearly vivacious menage

This is the real scoop. He buried the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958185)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness

I am not digging in PACER right now for you but trust me if you dig there are several publicly available testimonies from FBI agents that source Karlstack

Fun fact, the FBI agent who took down Avi in this case, and testified about KARLSTACK, was the one who took down Billy McFarland from The Fyre Festival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958188)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: spectacular tanning salon headpube

"court documents exist that cite my investigation"

"let's see them"

"i'm not digging through pacer right now"

lmfao you're such a mewling faggot liar. if such documents existed you'd have them saved and would have posted them to your substack posts claiming your investigation played a role in this.

i am glad that this jewish pedophile fraudster was caught, what i'm mad about is you attempting stolen valor from the people that actually put him away because of you reposted other people's work with some lazy memes and midwit screeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958196)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958239)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Chartreuse Market Twinkling Uncleanness

found it, it was the SEC charging document

https://jumpshare.com/s/fAPDA3brnwlOq6j0me7V

D. Eisenberg Admits to His Scheme

45.On October 5, 2022, as reported by an independent journalist who claimed to have been in a private Discord chat with the Defendant, Eisenberg stated, “I’m investigating a platform that could maybe lead to a 9 figure payday. Should I do it.” Another participant on the server asked if Defendant’s scheme “is . . . just one of those oracle manipulatooor [sic] things to drain LPs [liquidity pools on digital asset exchanges].” Defendant responded: “Sorta. You take a long position. And then you make numba [sic] go up. And then you withdraw all protocol ''

... The journalist posted screenshots of Defendant’s Discord statements online. Following Eisenberg’s theft from Mango Markets, he reportedly emailed the same independent journalist and noted that he had been “exploring a same independent journalist and noted that he had been “exploring a number of lending platforms with exposure to low-cap [i.e., market capitalization] coins.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958255)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: spectacular tanning salon headpube

1) this is from the cftc, not the sec

2) neither the cftc or sec "charge" anyone, this is a civil case

3) this is completely separate from the CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS you are taking credit for

god you are the FUCKING WORST "journalist" ever. you can't even get the facts right in matters you are invested in.

and in any case this just confirms what i said at the outset: your contribution here consists entirely of leaking screenshots from a discord avi was in after the story broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48958304)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Pearly vivacious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48959143)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr

Karlstack? your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48963672)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded haunted graveyard

Wow Karlstack reporting on other people's news and claiming credit as if he were an independent investigative journalist again? Who would've guessed!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48959040)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Pearly vivacious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48959142)



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Date: May 24th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729452&forum_id=2E#48959161)