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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

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Crawly maroon main people
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
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Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
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Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
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this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
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  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
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  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
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180
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Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
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This is the Torah
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whats w jews and butt shit
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very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
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Johnsmeyer used to be funny
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(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
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  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
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I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
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brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
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I’m here to teach. Happily married.
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  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
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  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
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Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
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Stfu you robotic chink
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(6'1" wife)
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leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
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17 years I was able to fight it
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That dick made 5 kids my friend.
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lol you’re right.
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describe the sex? it must've been good
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: blue parlour friendly grandma

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Heady plum psychic knife

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: marvelous chapel keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Deep ivory stead double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Autistic duck-like location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Sexy hyperventilating native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Heady plum psychic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: fighting buff lettuce shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Snowy spectacular immigrant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Talented erotic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: carmine address newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted faggot firefighter codepig

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: disrespectful filthy round eye

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: excitant salmon hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Fragrant Locus Macaca

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: drunken forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Confused school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: charismatic library

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Henna motley sanctuary gay wizard

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Henna motley sanctuary gay wizard

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Sadistic vivacious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: carmine address newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: floppy lodge

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Balding Jewess Temple

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Balding Jewess Temple

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: passionate yarmulke faggotry

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Balding Jewess Temple

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Mustard boyish fortuitous meteor

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Brass Swashbuckling Range Stock Car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Orchestra Pit Masturbator

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: irradiated state international law enforcement agency

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Orchestra Pit Masturbator

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Deep ivory stead double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: irradiated state international law enforcement agency

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: irradiated state international law enforcement agency

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Turquoise Know-it-all Orchestra Pit Masturbator

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Maniacal sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Deep ivory stead double fault

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Talented erotic half-breed

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: appetizing people who are hurt

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Overrated cracking kitty casino

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Lilac trip theatre gaming laptop

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Lilac trip theatre gaming laptop

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: charcoal nursing home

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: irradiated state international law enforcement agency

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Rebellious Out-of-control Messiness Digit Ratio

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Autistic duck-like location

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: territorial drab heaven

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: irradiated state international law enforcement agency

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Crawly maroon main people

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: irradiated state international law enforcement agency

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2E#49539118)