Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM Author: Awkward cream kitchen
Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?
I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271142) |
Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM Author: soggy turdskin
There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.
But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271200) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle tank
*Courtroom bustle*
The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,
"THE JUDGE!"
Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2E#45271261) |
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