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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
charcoal main people area
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
charcoal main people area
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
effete vigorous people who are hurt striped hyena
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/06/25
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Alcoholic Station Friendly Grandma
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Seedy brindle principal's office
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violent locale love of her life
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effete vigorous people who are hurt striped hyena
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aromatic box office windowlicker
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Marvelous office
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Orchid mildly autistic forum
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vermilion center jew
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Purple lay turdskin
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scarlet cerebral lodge
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Big orange home ape
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
violent locale love of her life
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
charcoal main people area
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
violent locale love of her life
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
violent locale love of her life
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
charcoal main people area
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
violent locale love of her life
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Duck-like passionate ticket booth tank
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
violent locale love of her life
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Bat-shit-crazy sienna codepig immigrant
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Dark lascivious regret point
  07/06/25
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Big orange home ape
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Marvelous office
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Garnet headpube
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
provocative hyperventilating background story
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
vermilion center jew
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
cordovan set dog poop
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Duck-like passionate ticket booth tank
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
cordovan set dog poop
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Duck-like passionate ticket booth tank
  07/07/25
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Purple lay turdskin
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
cordovan set dog poop
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
provocative hyperventilating background story
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Duck-like passionate ticket booth tank
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Purple lay turdskin
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
cordovan set dog poop
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Purple lay turdskin
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
cordovan set dog poop
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Purple lay turdskin
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
cordovan set dog poop
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Marvelous office
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Purple lay turdskin
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Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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violent locale love of her life
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Purple lay turdskin
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Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Fluffy Mahogany Dragon
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Pale kitty range
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Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
talented gay digit ratio orchestra pit
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: charcoal main people area

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: charcoal main people area

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: effete vigorous people who are hurt striped hyena

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Station Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Seedy brindle principal's office

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: violent locale love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: effete vigorous people who are hurt striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: aromatic box office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Marvelous office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Orchid mildly autistic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: vermilion center jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy place of business garrison



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Purple lay turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: scarlet cerebral lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: flickering legal warrant faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pale kitty range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Supple ultramarine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Chocolate mexican parlor



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Big orange home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: violent locale love of her life

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: charcoal main people area

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: violent locale love of her life

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: violent locale love of her life

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: charcoal main people area

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: violent locale love of her life

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Duck-like passionate ticket booth tank

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: violent locale love of her life

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sienna codepig immigrant

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Dark lascivious regret point

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Big orange home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Marvelous office

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Garnet headpube

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: provocative hyperventilating background story

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: vermilion center jew

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: cordovan set dog poop

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Duck-like passionate ticket booth tank

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: cordovan set dog poop

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Duck-like passionate ticket booth tank

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Purple lay turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: cordovan set dog poop

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: provocative hyperventilating background story

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Duck-like passionate ticket booth tank

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Purple lay turdskin

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: cordovan set dog poop

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Purple lay turdskin

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: cordovan set dog poop

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Purple lay turdskin

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: cordovan set dog poop

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: cordovan set dog poop

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Marvelous office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Purple lay turdskin

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: burgundy cocky shrine black woman

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: violent locale love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Purple lay turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Fluffy Mahogany Dragon

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pale kitty range

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Stirring angry really tough guy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: talented gay digit ratio orchestra pit

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2E#49099235)