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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Flirting immigrant
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/01/25
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Lascivious slippery library
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Boyish Piazza Halford
  08/02/25
rip
Gay kitty
  08/02/25
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Flirting immigrant
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
narrow-minded mother electric furnace
  08/01/25
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burgundy spectacular trailer park clown
  08/01/25
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Electric nursing home roommate
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Slap-happy Claret People Who Are Hurt
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Excitant Impressive Public Bath
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Onyx Famous Landscape Painting Parlor
  08/01/25
yes
Excitant Impressive Public Bath
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Excitant Impressive Public Bath
  08/01/25
?
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Onyx Famous Landscape Painting Parlor
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
burgundy spectacular trailer park clown
  08/01/25
Sick
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/01/25
...
Excitant Impressive Public Bath
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Translucent Senate Depressive
  08/02/25
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laughsome beta police squad fortuitous meteor
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Excitant Impressive Public Bath
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Gay kitty
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Translucent Senate Depressive
  08/02/25
Hdy
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
exhilarant saffron yarmulke office
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Comical bistre locus degenerate
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
primrose menage
  08/02/25
Titcr
nofapping apoplectic striped hyena voyeur
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
primrose menage
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
razzmatazz dragon
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
primrose menage
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Vigorous pit
  08/02/25
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Talented salmon becky volcanic crater
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Lake school
  08/02/25
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Charcoal contagious cuckoldry idiot
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
arrogant really tough guy
  08/02/25
?
Electric nursing home roommate
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Disturbing mind-boggling philosopher-king
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Flirting immigrant

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Lascivious slippery library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Boyish Piazza Halford

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Gay kitty

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Flirting immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded mother electric furnace

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: burgundy spectacular trailer park clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy Claret People Who Are Hurt

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Excitant Impressive Public Bath

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Onyx Famous Landscape Painting Parlor

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Excitant Impressive Public Bath

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Excitant Impressive Public Bath

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Onyx Famous Landscape Painting Parlor

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: burgundy spectacular trailer park clown

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Excitant Impressive Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Translucent Senate Depressive

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: laughsome beta police squad fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Excitant Impressive Public Bath

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Gay kitty

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Translucent Senate Depressive

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: exhilarant saffron yarmulke office

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Comical bistre locus degenerate

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: primrose menage

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: nofapping apoplectic striped hyena voyeur

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: primrose menage

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz dragon

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: primrose menage

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Vigorous pit

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Talented salmon becky volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Lake school

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Charcoal contagious cuckoldry idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: arrogant really tough guy

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Electric nursing home roommate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Disturbing mind-boggling philosopher-king

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151922)