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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Federal meetinghouse
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Pea-brained passionate library
  06/03/25
...
Emerald area
  06/04/25
...
marvelous forum persian
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
lascivious incel
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Federal meetinghouse
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
bateful locus
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Bat-shit-crazy heaven giraffe
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Federal meetinghouse
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Electric godawful roommate weed whacker
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
topaz knife
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Federal meetinghouse
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Ruby international law enforcement agency rehab
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
zippy mauve selfie location
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Aromatic property shitlib
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Buck-toothed laughsome box office
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Sexy School
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
chocolate spectacular theater
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Federal meetinghouse
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
wonderful skinny woman house
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Buck-toothed laughsome box office
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Bearded narrow-minded public bath affirmative action
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Hideous talented tattoo pocket flask
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
sickened copper quadroon
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Electric godawful roommate weed whacker
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
dun violent boiling water
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
sickened copper quadroon
  06/04/25
...
Emerald area
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Ruby international law enforcement agency rehab
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
pink aphrodisiac plaza nowag
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Bearded narrow-minded public bath affirmative action
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Federal meetinghouse
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Boyish liquid oxygen site
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
harsh contagious gas station
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained passionate library

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Emerald area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: marvelous forum persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: lascivious incel

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: bateful locus

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy heaven giraffe

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Electric godawful roommate weed whacker

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: topaz knife

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Ruby international law enforcement agency rehab

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: zippy mauve selfie location

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Aromatic property shitlib

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed laughsome box office

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Sexy School

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: chocolate spectacular theater

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Federal meetinghouse

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: wonderful skinny woman house

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Buck-toothed laughsome box office

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Bearded narrow-minded public bath affirmative action

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Hideous talented tattoo pocket flask

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: sickened copper quadroon

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Electric godawful roommate weed whacker

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: dun violent boiling water

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: sickened copper quadroon

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Emerald area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Ruby international law enforcement agency rehab

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: pink aphrodisiac plaza nowag

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Bearded narrow-minded public bath affirmative action

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Boyish liquid oxygen site

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: harsh contagious gas station

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2E#48986845)