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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
180 genital piercing
  06/30/25
wow lol
aromatic cyan laser beams
  06/30/25
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Exhilarant Sooty Garrison Keepsake Machete
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
aromatic cyan laser beams
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
180 genital piercing
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Crawly resort antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
180 genital piercing
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
High-end haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
tantric locus pervert
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
aromatic cyan laser beams
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Lilac Bearded Trailer Park
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
180 genital piercing
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
tantric locus pervert
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
motley forum
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
aromatic cyan laser beams
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
180 genital piercing
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
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  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Cerebral Selfie
  06/30/25
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180 genital piercing
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Curious Sex Offender
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Sickened Shivering Stage Toaster
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Bateful piazza
  06/30/25
...
Lilac Bearded Trailer Park
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
motley forum
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
vigorous state private investor
  07/01/25
...
Sickened Shivering Stage Toaster
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
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  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
ebony faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
transparent nibblets mediation
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
razzle up-to-no-good halford
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Cerise provocative dilemma
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
massive cruel-hearted famous landscape painting boltzmann
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: aromatic cyan laser beams

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Sooty Garrison Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: aromatic cyan laser beams

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Crawly resort antidepressant drug

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: High-end haunted graveyard

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: tantric locus pervert

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: aromatic cyan laser beams

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Lilac Bearded Trailer Park

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: 180 genital piercing

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: tantric locus pervert

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: motley forum

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: aromatic cyan laser beams

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Naked startled lay pocket flask

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: orchid whorehouse gay wizard

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: awkward amethyst casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Selfie

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: 180 genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Curious Sex Offender

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Sickened Shivering Stage Toaster

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Bateful piazza

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Lilac Bearded Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: motley forum

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: vigorous state private investor

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Sickened Shivering Stage Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: burgundy coiffed brunch blood rage

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ebony faggot firefighter

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: transparent nibblets mediation

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: razzle up-to-no-good halford

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Cerise provocative dilemma

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: massive cruel-hearted famous landscape painting boltzmann

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065360)