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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Soul-stirring Frum Degenerate Piazza
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Yapping Turquoise Elastic Band Indian Lodge
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Iridescent fantasy-prone library
  12/12/25
...
Milky slap-happy site
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
vengeful heaven fortuitous meteor
  12/12/25
easy
Lilac death wish
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Milky slap-happy site
  12/12/25
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vivacious stage toaster
  12/12/25
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Anal Maize Garrison
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
chrome azn
  12/12/25
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startled incel factory reset button
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
burgundy crawly potus
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Frisky locale useless brakes
  12/12/25
...
Yapping Turquoise Elastic Band Indian Lodge
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Soul-stirring Frum Degenerate Piazza
  12/12/25
...
Wonderful Step-uncle's House Multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Flatulent floppy rehab
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Vigorous costumed menage preventive strike
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
chrome azn
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Stirring plaza
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Hideous codepig volcanic crater
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
chrome azn
  12/12/25
tp.
Stirring plaza
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
erotic foreskin circlehead
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Hideous codepig volcanic crater
  12/12/25
who is that
erotic foreskin circlehead
  12/12/25
...
vivacious stage toaster
  12/12/25
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vivacious stage toaster
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Ungodly Garnet Puppy
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
twisted mother ticket booth
  12/12/25
cr
Milky slap-happy site
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
vengeful heaven fortuitous meteor
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Free-loading vibrant theater stage boltzmann
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Iridescent fantasy-prone library
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Free-loading vibrant theater stage boltzmann
  12/12/25
...
Milky slap-happy site
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
filthy chocolate candlestick maker party of the first part
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
poppy frozen depressive
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Big trailer park
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Frum Degenerate Piazza

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Yapping Turquoise Elastic Band Indian Lodge

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Iridescent fantasy-prone library

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Milky slap-happy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: vengeful heaven fortuitous meteor

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Lilac death wish

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Milky slap-happy site

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: vivacious stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Anal Maize Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: chrome azn

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: startled incel factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: burgundy crawly potus

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Frisky locale useless brakes

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Yapping Turquoise Elastic Band Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Frum Degenerate Piazza

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Step-uncle's House Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Flatulent floppy rehab

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vigorous costumed menage preventive strike

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: chrome azn

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Stirring plaza

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Hideous codepig volcanic crater

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: chrome azn

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Stirring plaza

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: erotic foreskin circlehead

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Hideous codepig volcanic crater

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: erotic foreskin circlehead

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: vivacious stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: vivacious stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Ungodly Garnet Puppy

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: twisted mother ticket booth

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Milky slap-happy site

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: vengeful heaven fortuitous meteor

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Free-loading vibrant theater stage boltzmann

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Iridescent fantasy-prone library

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Free-loading vibrant theater stage boltzmann

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Milky slap-happy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: filthy chocolate candlestick maker party of the first part

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: poppy frozen depressive

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Big trailer park

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506164)