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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
insane spot boiling water
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/01/25
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Abusive Blood Rage Deer Antler
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
olive trust fund personal credit line
  08/02/25
rip
Aphrodisiac Brunch
  08/02/25
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insane spot boiling water
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
pearly university
  08/01/25
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Swashbuckling cheese-eating church building hunting ground
  08/01/25
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drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
irradiated submissive immigrant tank
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Concupiscible smoky piazza
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
hateful fortuitous meteor crackhouse
  08/01/25
yes
Concupiscible smoky piazza
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Concupiscible smoky piazza
  08/01/25
?
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
hateful fortuitous meteor crackhouse
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Swashbuckling cheese-eating church building hunting ground
  08/01/25
Sick
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/01/25
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Concupiscible smoky piazza
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
narrow-minded meetinghouse potus
  08/02/25
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Mind-boggling police squad death wish
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Concupiscible smoky piazza
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Aphrodisiac Brunch
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
narrow-minded meetinghouse potus
  08/02/25
Hdy
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
copper voyeur public bath
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
bossy bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Sooty razzmatazz athletic conference
  08/02/25
Titcr
Vengeful sepia home
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Sooty razzmatazz athletic conference
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Histrionic associate
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Sooty razzmatazz athletic conference
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
soggy razzle hall kitty cat
  08/02/25
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snowy bateful parlor prole
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Hilarious painfully honest nibblets garrison
  08/02/25
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Emerald lascivious dysfunction antidepressant drug
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Cruel-hearted cuck
  08/02/25
?
drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Ebony macaca house
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: insane spot boiling water

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Abusive Blood Rage Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: olive trust fund personal credit line

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Brunch

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: insane spot boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: pearly university

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cheese-eating church building hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated submissive immigrant tank

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible smoky piazza

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: hateful fortuitous meteor crackhouse

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible smoky piazza

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible smoky piazza

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: hateful fortuitous meteor crackhouse

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cheese-eating church building hunting ground

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible smoky piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: narrow-minded meetinghouse potus

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling police squad death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible smoky piazza

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Brunch

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: narrow-minded meetinghouse potus

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: copper voyeur public bath

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: bossy bawdyhouse

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Sooty razzmatazz athletic conference

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Vengeful sepia home

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Sooty razzmatazz athletic conference

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Histrionic associate

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Sooty razzmatazz athletic conference

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: soggy razzle hall kitty cat

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: snowy bateful parlor prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Hilarious painfully honest nibblets garrison

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Emerald lascivious dysfunction antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted cuck

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: drab vivacious nursing home sneaky criminal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Ebony macaca house

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151922)