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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
cracking pungent death wish
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
aggressive coldplay fan toilet seat
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Burgundy provocative circlehead orchestra pit
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
talking stead goal in life
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Burgundy provocative circlehead orchestra pit
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Burgundy provocative circlehead orchestra pit
  06/29/24
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Swashbuckling Range
  06/29/24
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concupiscible pit cuck
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awkward brethren
  06/29/24
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cracking pungent death wish
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Swashbuckling Range
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
beady-eyed bisexual regret spot
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Indigo Old Irish Cottage Yarmulke
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Swashbuckling Range
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Indigo Old Irish Cottage Yarmulke
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Swashbuckling Range
  06/29/24
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Indigo Old Irish Cottage Yarmulke
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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diverse weed whacker
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
beady-eyed bisexual regret spot
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
bright indian lodge
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Indigo Old Irish Cottage Yarmulke
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
bright indian lodge
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Rambunctious iridescent incel national
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
supple doobsian tanning salon
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
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  06/29/24
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Navy histrionic masturbator school
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
aphrodisiac rehab
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Wonderful amber double fault kitty
  06/29/24
Jfc
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  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
awkward brethren
  06/29/24
she did it again
cracking pungent death wish
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Razzle-dazzle Stage Son Of Senegal
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
diverse weed whacker
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
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  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: cracking pungent death wish

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: aggressive coldplay fan toilet seat

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Burgundy provocative circlehead orchestra pit

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: talking stead goal in life

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Burgundy provocative circlehead orchestra pit

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Burgundy provocative circlehead orchestra pit

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Range

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: supple doobsian tanning salon

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: geriatric floppy tattoo

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: concupiscible pit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792033)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: awkward brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: cracking pungent death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Range

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed bisexual regret spot

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Indigo Old Irish Cottage Yarmulke

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Range

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Indigo Old Irish Cottage Yarmulke

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Range

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Indigo Old Irish Cottage Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Gay water buffalo ratface

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed bisexual regret spot

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: bright indian lodge

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Indigo Old Irish Cottage Yarmulke

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: bright indian lodge

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious iridescent incel national

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: supple doobsian tanning salon

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: spruce frisky hairy legs dysfunction

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Navy histrionic masturbator school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac rehab

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Wonderful amber double fault kitty

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: henna fragrant factory reset button laser beams

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: awkward brethren

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: cracking pungent death wish

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage Son Of Senegal

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: aggressive coldplay fan toilet seat

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2E#49041232)