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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
shaky theatre yarmulke
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
mahogany vigorous indirect expression
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
bat-shit-crazy tank
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
rebellious pink private investor
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
mahogany vigorous indirect expression
  11/12/24
wow!
Sexy home famous landscape painting
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
dun electric forum
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
stubborn self-absorbed ladyboy
  11/12/24
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mahogany vigorous indirect expression
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insecure titillating shrine
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Sexy home famous landscape painting
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rebellious pink private investor
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Arousing misunderstood french chef heaven
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henna locus
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histrionic fear-inspiring center
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black cracking stage
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Sexy home famous landscape painting
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Abusive fiercely-loyal office
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
insecure titillating shrine
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
mahogany vigorous indirect expression
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
rambunctious crackhouse
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Floppy Chocolate Messiness Reading Party
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
bat-shit-crazy tank
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Low-t Halford
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histrionic fear-inspiring center
  06/08/25
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black cracking stage
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
violet associate puppy
  11/12/24
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Sexy home famous landscape painting
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Slippery affirmative action
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
harsh olive principal's office
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Sexy home famous landscape painting
  11/12/24
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Sexy home famous landscape painting
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
ocher nowag institution
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
henna locus
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
trip underhanded space
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
henna locus
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
mahogany vigorous indirect expression
  06/08/25
Damning.
ruby beady-eyed rigor ticket booth
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: shaky theatre yarmulke

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: mahogany vigorous indirect expression

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tank

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: rebellious pink private investor

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: mahogany vigorous indirect expression

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Sexy home famous landscape painting

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: dun electric forum

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: stubborn self-absorbed ladyboy

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: mahogany vigorous indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: insecure titillating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Sexy home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: rebellious pink private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Arousing misunderstood french chef heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: henna locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: histrionic fear-inspiring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: black cracking stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Sexy home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Abusive fiercely-loyal office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: insecure titillating shrine

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: mahogany vigorous indirect expression

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: rambunctious crackhouse

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Floppy Chocolate Messiness Reading Party

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tank

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Low-t Halford

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: histrionic fear-inspiring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: black cracking stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: violet associate puppy

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Sexy home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Slippery affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: harsh olive principal's office

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Sexy home famous landscape painting

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Sexy home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: ocher nowag institution

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: henna locus

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: trip underhanded space

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: henna locus

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: mahogany vigorous indirect expression

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: ruby beady-eyed rigor ticket booth

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2E#48996493)