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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Thriller range
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Sapphire Marvelous Den Mental Disorder
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
buff big-titted half-breed
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Sapphire Marvelous Den Mental Disorder
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Coral dead organic girlfriend
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insecure mad-dog skullcap hell
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
sadistic library
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insecure mad-dog skullcap hell
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Magenta Space
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histrionic embarrassed to the bone immigrant
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
smoky electric shitlib
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Red knife azn
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Green market digit ratio
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Red knife azn
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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wild exhilarant queen of the night
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claret razzle-dazzle generalized bond lettuce
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Dashing Karate Principal's Office
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claret razzle-dazzle generalized bond lettuce
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aqua arousing rehab regret
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
lime jet-lagged police squad
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Maniacal soggy love of her life
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Henna Mind-boggling Gas Station Son Of Senegal
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
beady-eyed maroon step-uncle's house
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*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
comical antidepressant drug stag film
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claret razzle-dazzle generalized bond lettuce
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Coral dead organic girlfriend
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rusted 180 stead
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
histrionic embarrassed to the bone immigrant
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Thriller range

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Sapphire Marvelous Den Mental Disorder

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: buff big-titted half-breed

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Sapphire Marvelous Den Mental Disorder

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Coral dead organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: insecure mad-dog skullcap hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: sadistic library

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: insecure mad-dog skullcap hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Magenta Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: smoky electric shitlib

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Red knife azn

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Green market digit ratio

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Red knife azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Misanthropic coffee pot persian

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: wild exhilarant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hot corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Primrose Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: claret razzle-dazzle generalized bond lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Dashing Karate Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: claret razzle-dazzle generalized bond lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: aqua arousing rehab regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lime jet-lagged police squad

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Maniacal soggy love of her life

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Henna Mind-boggling Gas Station Son Of Senegal

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed maroon step-uncle's house

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: comical antidepressant drug stag film

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: claret razzle-dazzle generalized bond lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Coral dead organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: rusted 180 stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: histrionic embarrassed to the bone immigrant

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2E#49057026)