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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
cerise thriller ladyboy
  06/30/25
wow lol
effete bat shit crazy rehab
  06/30/25
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fluffy office sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
effete bat shit crazy rehab
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
cerise thriller ladyboy
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
pontificating cumskin
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
cerise thriller ladyboy
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
mind-boggling hissy fit gas station
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Exciting sound barrier
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
effete bat shit crazy rehab
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Greedy unholy site
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
cerise thriller ladyboy
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Exciting sound barrier
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
shimmering ape
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
effete bat shit crazy rehab
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
cerise thriller ladyboy
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
splenetic brethren internal respiration
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
stimulating legal warrant parlor
  06/30/25
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zippy pearly organic girlfriend nibblets
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
aphrodisiac idea he suggested ceo
  06/30/25
...
cerise thriller ladyboy
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
drunken roast beef center
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
contagious godawful locus party of the first part
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Carmine goal in life coffee pot
  06/30/25
...
Greedy unholy site
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
shimmering ape
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
French chestnut home partner
  07/01/25
...
contagious godawful locus party of the first part
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Supple Kink-friendly Bbw
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
honey-headed beady-eyed place of business church building
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Slippery market gay wizard
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
angry razzle-dazzle heaven pozpig
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
onyx disrespectful travel guidebook spot
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Puce Black Woman
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: cerise thriller ladyboy

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: effete bat shit crazy rehab

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: fluffy office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: effete bat shit crazy rehab

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: cerise thriller ladyboy

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: pontificating cumskin

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: cerise thriller ladyboy

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling hissy fit gas station

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Exciting sound barrier

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: effete bat shit crazy rehab

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Greedy unholy site

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cerise thriller ladyboy

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Exciting sound barrier

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: shimmering ape

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: effete bat shit crazy rehab

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: cerise thriller ladyboy

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: splenetic brethren internal respiration

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: stimulating legal warrant parlor

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: zippy pearly organic girlfriend nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested ceo

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: cerise thriller ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: drunken roast beef center

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: contagious godawful locus party of the first part

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Carmine goal in life coffee pot

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Greedy unholy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: shimmering ape

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: French chestnut home partner

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: contagious godawful locus party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Supple Kink-friendly Bbw

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: honey-headed beady-eyed place of business church building

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Slippery market gay wizard

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: angry razzle-dazzle heaven pozpig

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: onyx disrespectful travel guidebook spot

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Puce Black Woman

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065360)