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Reached out to an interior designer, RATE this birdshit's rates

$400 initial consultation $175 per hour after that with a...
canary main people
  07/22/25
BTW, I wanted her to just pick out tiles and shit for 3 bath...
canary main people
  07/22/25
you're legitimate one of the dumbest jews on the bort
Cracking forum
  07/22/25
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Irate Locale
  07/22/25
it's a made up job purely for the wives of rich men to prete...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
Design is a real skill IMHO and she's very good. But yeah yo...
canary main people
  07/22/25
lmao
Turquoise Regret
  07/22/25
it's a skill any ordinary functioning woman can do. some ...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
any guesses to how she will respond to my reply? Thanks s...
canary main people
  07/22/25
lol chatgpt doing good work here gl. it's as good a chance ...
Metal diverse station
  07/22/25
lol damn it was that obvious
canary main people
  07/22/25
lmao i hope this is flame. the cr here is to ghost or sa...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
lol
canary main people
  07/22/25
You sound like a woman in that reply. Too much "really&...
self-absorbed cruise ship
  07/23/25
any ordinary functioning woman can setup a house which looks...
Frisky cyan liquid oxygen
  07/23/25
birdbrain supreme is a rare moniker opportunity imo
topaz site
  07/23/25
reserved for jcm
Frisky cyan liquid oxygen
  07/23/25
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charismatic tan turdskin
  07/23/25
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Frisky cyan liquid oxygen
  07/23/25
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topaz site
  07/23/25
the birdhrain olympics are at a premium and thus command the...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/23/25
It’s for gays now. Stay at home wives are now real est...
Crusty Range Pisswyrm
  07/23/25
im confused Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hou...
grizzly plaza hominid
  07/22/25
just on design dude. like she works REALLY hard to evoke an ...
canary main people
  07/22/25
j/c
Irate Locale
  07/22/25
never pay for an interior designer unless you are Legit Rich...
Turquoise Regret
  07/22/25
I disagree about them being useless. It's not that easy to h...
canary main people
  07/22/25
you can literally just upload pics to an AI for free and hav...
Turquoise Regret
  07/22/25
no it can't. you only say that because you're an uncouth hea...
gay curious mediation masturbator
  07/22/25
It definitely can. It's more of an indictment of "inter...
Turquoise Regret
  07/22/25
post moniker synergy.
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
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Alcoholic Cerise Dog Poop
  07/22/25
You're telling me, brother....
Turquoise Regret
  07/22/25
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Alcoholic Cerise Dog Poop
  07/22/25
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charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
You know I actually tried that and ChatGPT made a respectabl...
canary main people
  07/22/25
Tbh I've only tried it with chat gpt but I've heard there ar...
Turquoise Regret
  07/22/25
Hire a female prostitute who looks good. If she has reasonab...
self-absorbed cruise ship
  07/23/25
I'm lolling at this idea. *gets Asian escort who gives ...
mildly autistic stage dragon
  07/23/25
ntcr i have hired 3 2 sucked me off multiple times ...
underhanded house
  07/22/25
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Frisky cyan liquid oxygen
  07/23/25
it's funny when lolyers bitch about rates at this level. ive...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
How many Czechoslovakians has he killed?
Bateful azn
  07/22/25
...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
His place looked like shit
Fragrant insane tank karate
  07/22/25
Context?
canary main people
  07/22/25
i love you brother but if you dont watch sopranos within the...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
I tried it just looks too old on the screen now imho
canary main people
  07/22/25
get out!
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
jfc
Frisky cyan liquid oxygen
  07/23/25
...
Idiotic nubile nursing home depressive
  07/22/25
As an aside, that was easily my favorite episode of the Sopr...
mildly autistic stage dragon
  07/23/25
you have to go back
Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/22/25
Out. Out!
saffron infuriating chapel
  07/23/25
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out-of-control aggressive spot background story
  07/22/25
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mildly autistic stage dragon
  07/23/25
is it possible to find someone to do this for way way cheape...
Metal diverse station
  07/22/25
I hired a fucking Pakistani on Fiverr and he gave me some sh...
canary main people
  07/22/25
In my experience persian fags are better at this than Paki f...
self-absorbed cruise ship
  07/23/25
UPDATE: To fall within your budget, I could do a virtual...
canary main people
  07/22/25
"Basically you can use the time however you would like ...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
haha wow, didn't even register that. i'm getting old
canary main people
  07/22/25
Is this cowshit impersonating PM to sound lame and gay itt
beta razzle school cafeteria faggotry
  07/22/25
i'm somewhat miffed i've never been lampooned by cowgod
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
it's an honor i do not take lightly
canary main people
  07/22/25
...
Alcoholic Cerise Dog Poop
  07/22/25
...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
You’re totally nondescript imo
beta razzle school cafeteria faggotry
  07/22/25
people have very strong opinions about me afaict
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
“Waaaah! I need recognition! I need attention! Waaaah!...
Big-titted Puppy School
  07/22/25
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Slate old irish cottage institution
  07/23/25
this seems fair. DONE.
Irate Locale
  07/22/25
TITCR. Gonna do a bunch of the legwork before she cums so al...
canary main people
  07/22/25
just buy some of those designer mags and make your own choi...
Irate Locale
  07/22/25
I will do it for $1500
Dull elastic band affirmative action
  07/22/25
is that a lot of money to you? maybe just go talk to the ...
Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/22/25
the guy at Lowe's that will actually talk to customers is a ...
Irate Locale
  07/23/25
is she hot? also if you pay does she flirt/give off the impr...
avocado sneaky criminal boltzmann
  07/22/25
op is a smelly muzzie it’s more likely that she ove...
Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/22/25
having met paralegalmo irl i can assure you he smells of car...
charismatic tan turdskin
  07/22/25
Seems cheap for California.
awkward buff address idiot
  07/22/25
Lmao at this paypig CUCK paying a sloot for anything other t...
Godawful lodge
  07/23/25
Sounds like he can fuck her for 90 minutes. Need pics.
Laughsome Flushed Bawdyhouse Jap
  07/23/25
Can but won’t
Godawful lodge
  07/23/25
I have a gay guy design student who we paid like $250 per ho...
Crusty Range Pisswyrm
  07/23/25
yeah designers LOVE Pinterest slop Lmao
Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/23/25
A designer will use inspiration you show them to design stuf...
Crusty Range Pisswyrm
  07/23/25
yes, they chose design because they just want to try and rep...
Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night
  07/23/25
Guy was an interior decorator
mauve haunting water buffalo
  07/23/25
By the way, what an astonishing waste of money. Do you reall...
mildly autistic stage dragon
  07/23/25


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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: canary main people

$400 initial consultation

$175 per hour after that with a 30 hour minimum

Below are example project scopes and design hours to provide for reference:

• Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hours

• Medium / larger bathroom design: 20-30 hours

• Kitchen remodel: 30-40 hours

• Living room furnishing / styling project (excludes cabinetry design): 20-30 hours

• Bedroom furnishing / styling project: 15-20 hours

Oh and if you get her to buy furniture using her discounts she marks that up too (but you won't pay above retail hehe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49121990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: canary main people

BTW, I wanted her to just pick out tiles and shit for 3 bathrooms and a laundry room, I was willing to pay her like $1500 total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49121996)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Cracking forum

you're legitimate one of the dumbest jews on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122002)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Irate Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122833)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

it's a made up job purely for the wives of rich men to pretend to have a career. what did you expect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122003)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: canary main people

Design is a real skill IMHO and she's very good. But yeah you're basically commissioning an artist at her rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122015)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Turquoise Regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122016)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

it's a skill any ordinary functioning woman can do.

some are better than others but it's in the same tier as high-end travel agents where it's so superfluous that only people who don't care about that amount of money should even consider it. and the people actually doing it as a legit business command those rates because it's niche and low volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122077)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: canary main people

any guesses to how she will respond to my reply?

Thanks so much for sending that over — I really appreciate your time and the thoughtfulness behind your approach.

To be transparent, I’m working with a smaller budget (more in the range of $1,500), and I’m really just looking for help with selecting tiles, fixtures, and maybe a few furniture pieces — not any layout changes or a full design package.

Totally understand if that’s outside the scope of what you usually take on, but I really love your style and figured it was worth asking in case there’s a scaled-down way to collaborate.

Either way, I hope we can stay in touch — I’d love to work together in some capacity, now or in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122090)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Metal diverse station

lol chatgpt doing good work here gl. it's as good a chance of success as any other way you'll ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122342)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: canary main people

lol damn it was that obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122486)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

lmao i hope this is flame.

the cr here is to ghost or say "thanks but no thanks." this is the equivalent of having a private jet salesman show you a plane and emailing him "thanks but can you help me get a good deal on economy round tro detriot instead?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122369)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: canary main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122485)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed cruise ship

You sound like a woman in that reply. Too much "really"s and "thanks so much" shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Frisky cyan liquid oxygen

any ordinary functioning woman can setup a house which looks good to a man. so could a well-trained capuchin.

but their real desire is to impress other birdbrains and be the birdbrain supreme, which is by definition out of the design skill range of your median woman. so an interior decorator is required.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124117)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: topaz site

birdbrain supreme is a rare moniker opportunity imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124132)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Frisky cyan liquid oxygen

reserved for jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124173)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124259)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Frisky cyan liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49125699)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: topaz site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49125896)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

the birdhrain olympics are at a premium and thus command the price pm quoted. not that different from handbags and all the other veblen activities birdbrains do in their quest for birdbrain supreme.

if paramo is in the rich tier he needs to PAY. for most umcmos you just go to ethan allen or other higher end retailer that offers design services as part of the sale. thats like AAA minor league birdhrain Olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124283)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Crusty Range Pisswyrm

It’s for gays now. Stay at home wives are now real estate professionals for the many tax benefits. (You can buy investment properties and set passive losses off against your husband’s active gains; you can then borrow against them and spend the money deferring tax consequences for a very long time.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124771)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: grizzly plaza hominid

im confused

Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hours means the design and the execution? or she works for 15 hours on designing a bathroom that already exists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122009)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: canary main people

just on design dude. like she works REALLY hard to evoke an emotion or whatever and play with textures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122013)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Irate Locale

j/c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122857)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Turquoise Regret

never pay for an interior designer unless you are Legit Rich

they are almost entirely useless and a complete scam and waste of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122014)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: canary main people

I disagree about them being useless. It's not that easy to have a visually 180 bathroom. But yeah I agree that you'd have to be legit rich to afford this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122018)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Turquoise Regret

you can literally just upload pics to an AI for free and have it design a room and it will look way better than anything 98% of "interior designers" can come up with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122029)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: gay curious mediation masturbator

no it can't. you only say that because you're an uncouth heathen. back to your masturbation chamber with you, go go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122037)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Turquoise Regret

It definitely can. It's more of an indictment of "interior designers" than praise of AI's current capabilities

I probably have more experience with interior designers than anyone else on this board btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122058)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

post moniker synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122084)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cerise Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122100)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Turquoise Regret

You're telling me, brother....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122105)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cerise Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122232)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122371)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: canary main people

You know I actually tried that and ChatGPT made a respectable attempt but it felt very corporate and bland imho. Are there any bots you could recommend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122080)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Turquoise Regret

Tbh I've only tried it with chat gpt but I've heard there are other specialized ones now that could be better

Just treat it like a human interior designer. Tell it that it's an interior designer in your prompt with whatever personality traits or tastes you want. Upload pics of the room you want designed and some inspiration pics, just like you would with a human interior designer. It can try to find products to match or you can give it specific products to render

In general AI can do any Computer Stuff better than most humans man. Like if you actually think about it, does it really seem like a Woman would be better at interior designing than an AI trained with billions of images and access to the whole internet? Hell no lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122120)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed cruise ship

Hire a female prostitute who looks good. If she has reasonable fashion sense she'll put a woman's touch on it as well as fellate/fuck you. It would probably take her about 10 hours tops and you get to cum too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124854)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage dragon

I'm lolling at this idea.

*gets Asian escort who gives a killer massage and makes the whole place look like a large, trashy Kyoto apartment*

*gets Latina escort who is great in bed and makes the whole place look like a cartel boss palace in Mexico*

*gets E. Euro escort who is absolutely stunning but makes the place look like Donald Trump's residences*

Honestly? All of those are probably better choices than paying the interior designer who will make the place look sterile and trendy and where you'll feel like you lit the money on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124875)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: underhanded house

ntcr

i have hired 3

2 sucked me off multiple times

1 let me put chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122039)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Frisky cyan liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124119)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

it's funny when lolyers bitch about rates at this level. ive been multiples of this to fucking POAST all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122079)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Bateful azn

How many Czechoslovakians has he killed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122081)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122085)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Fragrant insane tank karate

His place looked like shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122245)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: canary main people

Context?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122267)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

i love you brother but if you dont watch sopranos within the next year im joining the "paralegal mohammand must go back" retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122350)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: canary main people

I tried it just looks too old on the screen now imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122488)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

get out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122500)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Frisky cyan liquid oxygen

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124120)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Idiotic nubile nursing home depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122607)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage dragon

As an aside, that was easily my favorite episode of the Sopranos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124828)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night

you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123034)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: saffron infuriating chapel

Out. Out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124121)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: out-of-control aggressive spot background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122277)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124826)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Metal diverse station

is it possible to find someone to do this for way way cheaper on something like taskrabbit? agree you need an average woman, maybe an average art student too or gay man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122346)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: canary main people

I hired a fucking Pakistani on Fiverr and he gave me some shitty formulaic crap and didn't take my feedback into account at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122492)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed cruise ship

In my experience persian fags are better at this than Paki fags. try one of those next time, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124865)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: canary main people

UPDATE:

To fall within your budget, I could do a virtual design consultation (flat fee $300) or an in person design consultation (flat fee $450) to help select some tiles, fixtures etc. This would be a one time commitment on my part, and we could spend 90 minutes together answering any questions or selecting items for your design. Basically you can use the time however you would like to spend it. With my current work schedule / summer schedule the soonest I have time for this would be August 14th. Let me know if you have any questions about this service.

Seems pretty CR, I might do this imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122692)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

"Basically you can use the time however you would like to spend it."

*however* i want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122737)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: canary main people

haha wow, didn't even register that. i'm getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122843)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: beta razzle school cafeteria faggotry

Is this cowshit impersonating PM to sound lame and gay itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122807)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

i'm somewhat miffed i've never been lampooned by cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122819)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: canary main people

it's an honor i do not take lightly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122844)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cerise Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122863)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122966)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: beta razzle school cafeteria faggotry

You’re totally nondescript imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123073)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

people have very strong opinions about me afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123131)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Big-titted Puppy School

“Waaaah! I need recognition! I need attention! Waaaah! I’m a woman brained faggot! Waaaaah! Me me me!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123135)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Slate old irish cottage institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124199)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Irate Locale

this seems fair.

DONE.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122862)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: canary main people

TITCR. Gonna do a bunch of the legwork before she cums so all we're doing is executing, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122879)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Irate Locale

just buy some of those designer mags and make your own choices or ask an ASSociate at homedepo for opinions/thoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49122835)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Dull elastic band affirmative action

I will do it for $1500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123001)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night

is that a lot of money to you?

maybe just go talk to the guy at Lowe’s and diy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123044)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Irate Locale

the guy at Lowe's that will actually talk to customers is a retired fire fighter and knows nothing of powder rooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124302)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: avocado sneaky criminal boltzmann

is she hot? also if you pay does she flirt/give off the impression you can fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123100)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night

op is a smelly muzzie

it’s more likely that she over quoted so that she didn’t have to be around him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123117)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: charismatic tan turdskin

having met paralegalmo irl i can assure you he smells of cardamom, saffron, lavender, wood, smoke... like a swarthy arab buccaneer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123138)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: awkward buff address idiot

Seems cheap for California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49123445)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Godawful lodge

Lmao at this paypig CUCK paying a sloot for anything other than sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124106)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Laughsome Flushed Bawdyhouse Jap

Sounds like he can fuck her for 90 minutes. Need pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124130)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Godawful lodge

Can but won’t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124134)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Crusty Range Pisswyrm

I have a gay guy design student who we paid like $250 per hour in NYC. He helped us choose paint colors, cabinet pulls, rugs, lighting fixtures, lamps, tables, chairs, wallpaper, coffee tables, baby furniture, beds, art, “objets,” and dressers. It was totally worth it, and he ended up saving me money by finding excellent vintage pieces through Chairish and local dealers. I think he ended up costing us like $5K which was well worth it to be able to make good decisions on all these things. (I am confident our apartment will sell for a higher price and faster if we ever need to sell it due to his design decisions.) But this was like 10 years ago, so rates may have gone up.

Don’t let them do a ton of work on their own. Send them design inspiration on Pinterest and say make me a room that looks like this. They can then find similar looking pieces in your price point. And he can tell you what “mistakes” from that design to avoid and how to make it not clash with what’s already in your space or what else you are planning to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124811)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night

yeah designers LOVE Pinterest slop

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124863)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Crusty Range Pisswyrm

A designer will use inspiration you show them to design stuff that will be appealing to you, fuckface.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124885)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy zombie-like queen of the night

yes, they chose design because they just want to try and replicate online slop that any bored housewife can do

just like a trained chef loves working at Five Guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49125031)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: mauve haunting water buffalo

Guy was an interior decorator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124887)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage dragon

By the way, what an astonishing waste of money. Do you really not know how you want the place where you live to look? You are paying her expensive escort rates to select whatever is trendy and will need to be redone in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2E#49124893)