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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Laughsome toaster
  11/29/25
Women are 180
aromatic boiling water
  11/29/25
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internet-worthy passionate filthpig
  11/29/25
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aromatic boiling water
  11/29/25
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Sinister native
  11/29/25
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aromatic boiling water
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Rusted Titillating Fanboi
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Laughsome toaster
  11/29/25
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internet-worthy passionate filthpig
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Turquoise marvelous jewess
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Laughsome toaster
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Turquoise marvelous jewess
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
soul-stirring box office
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Indecent Forum Boistinker
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
glassy impressive state
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Laughsome toaster
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
ocher splenetic mental disorder
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Appetizing vengeful den puppy
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
ocher splenetic mental disorder
  11/29/25
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Turquoise marvelous jewess
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
opaque 180 indian lodge
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Rusted Titillating Fanboi
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
walnut nursing home depressive
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Rusted Titillating Fanboi
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Wonderful idea he suggested
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Laughsome toaster

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: aromatic boiling water

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy passionate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469506)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: aromatic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Sinister native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: aromatic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Rusted Titillating Fanboi

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Laughsome toaster

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: internet-worthy passionate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Turquoise marvelous jewess

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Turquoise marvelous jewess

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring box office

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Indecent Forum Boistinker

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: glassy impressive state

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Laughsome toaster

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: ocher splenetic mental disorder

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Appetizing vengeful den puppy

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: ocher splenetic mental disorder

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Turquoise marvelous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: opaque 180 indian lodge

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Rusted Titillating Fanboi

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: walnut nursing home depressive

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Rusted Titillating Fanboi

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Wonderful idea he suggested

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49490766)