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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Comical piazza tank
  06/30/25
wow lol
awkward fanboi house
  06/30/25
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Submissive milky site
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
awkward fanboi house
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Comical piazza tank
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Amethyst digit ratio
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Comical piazza tank
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Cobalt mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
zippy cerebral parlour
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
awkward fanboi house
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Maroon double fault ape
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Comical piazza tank
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
zippy cerebral parlour
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
boyish station mediation
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
awkward fanboi house
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Comical piazza tank
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Silver overrated candlestick maker locale
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
turquoise 180 kitty cat church
  06/30/25
...
Lilac prole
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
peach dashing whorehouse
  06/30/25
...
Comical piazza tank
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
multi-colored walnut hall
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Razzle cream son of senegal
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Translucent institution azn
  06/30/25
...
Maroon double fault ape
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
boyish station mediation
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
elite insane keepsake machete famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
...
Razzle cream son of senegal
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
irate home
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Beta range community account
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
clear address faggotry
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
hot gay wizard coffee pot
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Pearl sanctuary
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Aggressive adulterous indian lodge athletic conference
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Comical piazza tank

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: awkward fanboi house

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Submissive milky site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: awkward fanboi house

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Comical piazza tank

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Amethyst digit ratio

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Comical piazza tank

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Cobalt mad-dog skullcap

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: zippy cerebral parlour

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: awkward fanboi house

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Maroon double fault ape

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Comical piazza tank

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: zippy cerebral parlour

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: boyish station mediation

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: awkward fanboi house

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Comical piazza tank

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Silver overrated candlestick maker locale

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: turquoise 180 kitty cat church

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Lilac prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: peach dashing whorehouse

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Comical piazza tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: multi-colored walnut hall

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Razzle cream son of senegal

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Translucent institution azn

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Maroon double fault ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: boyish station mediation

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: elite insane keepsake machete famous landscape painting

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Razzle cream son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: irate home

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Beta range community account

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: clear address faggotry

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: hot gay wizard coffee pot

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Pearl sanctuary

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Aggressive adulterous indian lodge athletic conference

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065360)