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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Mahogany Arousing Persian Business Firm
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Thirsty Apoplectic Chad Old Irish Cottage
  11/29/25
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Amber big crackhouse friendly grandma
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Thirsty Apoplectic Chad Old Irish Cottage
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odious haunted graveyard
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Thirsty Apoplectic Chad Old Irish Cottage
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Cocky harsh jew
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Mahogany Arousing Persian Business Firm
  11/29/25
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Amber big crackhouse friendly grandma
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
comical fanboi
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Mahogany Arousing Persian Business Firm
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
comical fanboi
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Medicated wagecucks
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Spruce site indirect expression
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Geriatric splenetic rehab
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Mahogany Arousing Persian Business Firm
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
rose step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
slap-happy turquoise national security agency
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
rose step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
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comical fanboi
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
alcoholic abusive home feces
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Cocky harsh jew
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Indigo aromatic candlestick maker state
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Cocky harsh jew
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Cracking fighting dingle berry
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Mahogany Arousing Persian Business Firm

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Thirsty Apoplectic Chad Old Irish Cottage

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Amber big crackhouse friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469506)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Thirsty Apoplectic Chad Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: odious haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Thirsty Apoplectic Chad Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Cocky harsh jew

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Mahogany Arousing Persian Business Firm

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Amber big crackhouse friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: comical fanboi

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Mahogany Arousing Persian Business Firm

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: comical fanboi

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Medicated wagecucks

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Spruce site indirect expression

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Geriatric splenetic rehab

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Mahogany Arousing Persian Business Firm

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: rose step-uncle's house

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: slap-happy turquoise national security agency

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: rose step-uncle's house

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: comical fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: alcoholic abusive home feces

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Cocky harsh jew

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Indigo aromatic candlestick maker state

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Cocky harsh jew

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Cracking fighting dingle berry

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2E#49490766)