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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
electric offensive useless brakes
  08/01/25
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Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/01/25
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Impressive Messiness
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
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  08/02/25
rip
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  08/02/25
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electric offensive useless brakes
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
180 rigor rehab
  08/01/25
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vigorous pit
  08/01/25
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Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
maize mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Exciting bearded ladyboy
  08/01/25
yes
Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend
  08/01/25
?
Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Exciting bearded ladyboy
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
vigorous pit
  08/01/25
Sick
Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/01/25
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Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Onyx site
  08/02/25
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greedy menage
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Territorial Spectacular Plaza Incel
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Onyx site
  08/02/25
Hdy
Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Sickened crackhouse ape
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Mustard lay
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Effete saffron lodge
  08/02/25
Titcr
Bearded diverse genital piercing
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Effete saffron lodge
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
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  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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Navy Toaster
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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  08/02/25
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Gaped chestnut psychic
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Lemon wonderful location
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: electric offensive useless brakes

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Impressive Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: charcoal indian lodge

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Territorial Spectacular Plaza Incel

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: electric offensive useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: 180 rigor rehab

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: vigorous pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Exciting bearded ladyboy

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Exciting bearded ladyboy

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: vigorous pit

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Onyx site

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: greedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gold Market Organic Girlfriend

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Territorial Spectacular Plaza Incel

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Onyx site

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Sickened crackhouse ape

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Mustard lay

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Effete saffron lodge

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Bearded diverse genital piercing

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Effete saffron lodge

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: ultramarine generalized bond milk

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Effete saffron lodge

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: orange library laser beams

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Slippery razzmatazz trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: umber razzle school cafeteria

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Navy Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Excitant vermilion keepsake machete stag film

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Gaped chestnut psychic

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Lemon wonderful location

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2E#49151922)