\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
histrionic jade toaster spot
  06/30/25
wow lol
appetizing property rigor
  06/30/25
...
Snowy beta sandwich office
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
appetizing property rigor
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
histrionic jade toaster spot
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
bistre fragrant chapel deer antler
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
histrionic jade toaster spot
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
irradiated deep location
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
bearded brunch lettuce
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
appetizing property rigor
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
twinkling razzle-dazzle yarmulke
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
histrionic jade toaster spot
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
bearded brunch lettuce
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Contagious carmine indirect expression
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
appetizing property rigor
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
histrionic jade toaster spot
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
medicated dead shrine knife
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Thriller home candlestick maker
  06/30/25
...
henna spectacular box office
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Rebellious infuriating sneaky criminal kitty cat
  06/30/25
...
histrionic jade toaster spot
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Free-loading laughsome temple circlehead
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Arousing ruddy station pozpig
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
exhilarant corner
  06/30/25
...
twinkling razzle-dazzle yarmulke
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Contagious carmine indirect expression
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
bespoke supple mother
  07/01/25
...
Arousing ruddy station pozpig
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Sapphire Cerebral Parlour Windowlicker
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
chrome institution corn cake
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
wonderful crystalline lodge
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Up-to-no-good mind-boggling jew
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
disturbing locale
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
rose partner stage
  07/02/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: histrionic jade toaster spot

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060129)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: appetizing property rigor

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060134)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Snowy beta sandwich office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062540)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: appetizing property rigor

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060136)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: histrionic jade toaster spot

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060181)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: bistre fragrant chapel deer antler

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060189)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: histrionic jade toaster spot

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060192)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: irradiated deep location

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060249)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: bearded brunch lettuce

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060284)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: appetizing property rigor

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060306)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: twinkling razzle-dazzle yarmulke

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060344)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: histrionic jade toaster spot

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062130)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: bearded brunch lettuce

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062589)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Contagious carmine indirect expression

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062974)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: appetizing property rigor

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062992)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: histrionic jade toaster spot

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062995)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: medicated dead shrine knife

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060219)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Thriller home candlestick maker

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060369)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: henna spectacular box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060440)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Rebellious infuriating sneaky criminal kitty cat

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060396)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: histrionic jade toaster spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060465)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Free-loading laughsome temple circlehead

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49060450)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Arousing ruddy station pozpig

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062058)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant corner

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062100)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: twinkling razzle-dazzle yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062543)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Contagious carmine indirect expression

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062969)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: bespoke supple mother

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49062984)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Arousing ruddy station pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065256)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Sapphire Cerebral Parlour Windowlicker

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065379)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: chrome institution corn cake

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49063001)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: wonderful crystalline lodge

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065260)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good mind-boggling jew

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065298)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: disturbing locale

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065328)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: rose partner stage

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2E#49065360)