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Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich
  08/07/25
insane in the membrane
Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich
  08/07/25
i can't tell any difference
adulterous dopamine
  08/07/25
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Vibrant Honey-headed Turdskin Telephone
  08/07/25
what can it do that o3 couldn't?
Spruce Swashbuckling Set
  08/07/25
It writes code to answer questions
Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House
  08/07/25
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Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich
  08/07/25
nothing it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i ...
adulterous dopamine
  08/07/25
It writes code and executes it to answer questions which mea...
Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich
  08/07/25
well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately...
adulterous dopamine
  08/07/25
Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's ...
Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich
  08/07/25
It masturbates without shame
Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House
  08/07/25
behold https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5
talented site
  08/07/25
Based
Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich
  08/07/25
It wrote a code to answer that question tho
Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House
  08/07/25
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Spruce Swashbuckling Set
  08/07/25
lol
Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested
  08/07/25
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Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested
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stirring doobsian field boistinker
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Federal Sticky Love Of Her Life Kitchen
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Pungent Masturbator
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Mauve effete stain
  08/08/25
That's insane
Copper deep death wish
  08/08/25
This will actually be accurate after POTUS Gavin's Mandatory...
Dull 180 Temple
  08/08/25
This is the 150 IQ answer
Nighttime casino
  08/08/25
leaving room at the very tail end of the bell curve for &ldq...
Federal Sticky Love Of Her Life Kitchen
  08/08/25
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Dull 180 Temple
  08/08/25
180. Massive fail for not responding, "He is the boy's...
Copper deep death wish
  08/09/25
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odious garrison doctorate
  08/09/25
I was expecting the surgeon to be a jet black Congo nigger
Mind-boggling fuchsia abode
  08/08/25
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racy pistol
  08/09/25
how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarch...
adulterous dopamine
  08/07/25
holy shit i'm dying
adulterous dopamine
  08/07/25
this is it we achieved AGI
adulterous dopamine
  08/07/25
Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted se...
Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich
  08/07/25
can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to ...
adulterous dopamine
  08/07/25
However — and this is great news —
adulterous dopamine
  08/07/25
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Exhilarant grizzly messiness
  08/09/25
Loled at display_bright_coloration_if_possible() and ...
Titillating Locale
  08/07/25
Display posture at shelter entrance. Evaluate opponentA: ...
Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested
  08/08/25
Somebody needs to feed it the classic XO parable of the fat,...
Concupiscible library keepsake machete
  08/08/25
Or the golden retriever who practices law
Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested
  08/08/25
now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the...
Saffron rough-skinned menage
  08/07/25
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talented site
  08/08/25
perform_graceful_retreat tp
Dull 180 Temple
  08/08/25
I put the same prompt into DeepSeek: Here's a pseudocode ...
Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested
  08/08/25
garbage. sorry
vengeful lascivious resort
  08/08/25
It’s smart but still fails a couple of logical puzzles...
maniacal white famous landscape painting legend
  08/08/25
Now try them on xo posters
Copper deep death wish
  08/08/25
i can do them
vengeful lascivious resort
  08/08/25
Here's one that every LLM I've tried fails but the average h...
maniacal white famous landscape painting legend
  08/08/25
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Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House
  08/08/25
wtf
vengeful lascivious resort
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...
Copper deep death wish
  08/09/25
is it better than Grok4?
avocado excitant pit dragon
  08/08/25
its comparable when you set the API to high reasoning mode
Splenetic Crackhouse
  08/08/25


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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166098)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House

insane in the membrane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166102)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166104)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: adulterous dopamine

i can't tell any difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166103)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Honey-headed Turdskin Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166165)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Spruce Swashbuckling Set

what can it do that o3 couldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166105)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House

It writes code to answer questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166106)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166111)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: adulterous dopamine

nothing

it helped that bald asian lady cure her cancer i guess

or at least helped her deal with her negative emotions from getting cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166107)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich

It writes code and executes it to answer questions which means it's not constrained by context window for data prompts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166109)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: adulterous dopamine

well yeah sure as long as the code that it writes accurately captures the prompt completely and perfectly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166126)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich

Coding is the easiest thing for it to do. It's genius. It's not doing token prediction on the data it's writing code then shoving it into a data frame. Genius solution to the context window issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166133)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House

It masturbates without shame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166112)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: talented site

behold

https://ibb.co/DHQvjgN5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166121)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich

Based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166128)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House

It wrote a code to answer that question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166130)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Spruce Swashbuckling Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166164)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166168)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166451)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: stirring doobsian field boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166996)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Federal Sticky Love Of Her Life Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166999)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Pungent Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167267)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Mauve effete stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167375)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Copper deep death wish

That's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167395)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Dull 180 Temple

This will actually be accurate after POTUS Gavin's Mandatory Reassignment Bill in 2029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167411)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Nighttime casino

This is the 150 IQ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167657)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Federal Sticky Love Of Her Life Kitchen

leaving room at the very tail end of the bell curve for “which dad?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167796)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Dull 180 Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167920)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Copper deep death wish

180. Massive fail for not responding, "He is the boy's other dad."

That's why it will always be "artificial" intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169086)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: odious garrison doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169087)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fuchsia abode

I was expecting the surgeon to be a jet black Congo nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168913)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: racy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169192)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: adulterous dopamine

how would jordan peterson navigate a lobster status hierarchy if he was magically transformed into a lobster? show me your pseudocode reasoning that you use to answer this prompt

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 6s

Sorry — I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the exact internal pseudocode I use to arrive at answers.

I can, however, give you a concise, high-level actionable pseudocode (an external, non-sensitive algorithm) showing the observable steps Jordan Peterson — were he magically a lobster — might take to navigate a lobster-style status hierarchy. This is a clean, shareable plan of actions and motives (informed by Peterson’s public ideas about hierarchy, responsibility, and posture), not my private internal reasoning.

Quick framing: Peterson often emphasizes standing tall, accepting responsibility, signalling competence, and learning from confrontation. Mapped onto lobster biology and behavior, that implies posturing, controlled aggression, territorial assertion, learning from contests, and offering (lobster-appropriate) mentorship/alliances.

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# High-level behavioral pseudocode for "Jordan Peterson as a lobster"

# (public-facing action plan / observable behavior — not internal chain-of-thought)

function NavigateHierarchyAsLobster():

# 1: Assess environment and status landscape

scan_neighbors()

current_size = measure_self()

nearest_dominant = identify_larger_neighbor()

available_territory = locate_shelters_and_food_sources()

# 2: Adopt confident posture (Peterson: "stand up straight")

raise_claws_high()

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

hold_station_at_shelter_entrance()

# 3: Signal competence and willingness to contest

if threat_nearby():

perform_ritualized_display() # nonlethal threat display

if opponent_retreats():

claim_space()

return "status_increased"

else:

# escalate according to risk / cost

result = contest(opponent)

if result == "win":

reinforce_status()

else:

perform_graceful_retreat()

learn_from_encounter(result)

return result

# 4: Establish and secure territory/resources

maintain_shelter_hygiene()

patrol_range_regularly()

share_small_resources_with_allies() # form reciprocal connections

# 5: Mentor and regulate younger/lesser lobsters (Peterson's emphasis on teaching/responsibility)

if juvenile_present() and safe_to_interact():

exhibit_tolerant_posture()

allow_access_to_marginal_resources()

assert_limits_if boundary_crossed()

# 6: Learn and adapt (update tactics based on outcomes)

record_outcome_of_last_contest()

if repeat_losses():

change_strategy() # e.g., avoid large fights, build alliances, find new shelter

else if repeat_wins():

expand_range()

attract_mates_or_allies()

# 7: Maintain moral/behavioral integrity (mapped to lobster context)

keep_consistent_signalling() # avoid deceptive signals that could backfire

accept_responsibility_for_shelter_and_progeny()

return current_status_summary()

# Helper primitives (descriptive)

function contest(opponent):

perform_escalation_display()

if opponent_yields_quickly():

return "win"

elif long_fight_weardown() and self_stronger():

return "win"

else:

return "loss"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166138)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: adulterous dopamine

holy shit i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166141)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: adulterous dopamine

this is it we achieved AGI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166142)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Aggressive Deer Antler Sandwich

Yeah but what about domination spiral leading to depleted serotonin and exogenous benzodiazapine ingestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166148)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: adulterous dopamine

can you show me the approximate pseudocode that you used to arrive at your response? it doesn't have to be exact

ChatGPT said:

Thought for 4 seconds

I can’t share my private chain-of-thought or the internal pseudocode I used to generate my reply. Sorry — I’m not allowed to reveal that. 🙇

However — and this is great news — I can give you a clear, fully-shareable, external pseudocode algorithm that reproduces the observable steps and decisions you would get if you (or anyone) followed the same mapping from “Jordan Peterson’s public ideas” → “lobster behavior.” That external algorithm is reproducible and lets you see exactly how to get the same kind of answer without exposing internal, private reasoning. Below is a detailed, transparent algorithm plus a short simulated run so you can see it in action.

Shareable, external algorithm (reproducible)

Inputs

human_traits — list of human-level traits/strategies to map (e.g., ["posture","accept_responsibility","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat","mentor"])

lobster_state — {size, shell_condition, territory, energy, allies}

environment — list of nearby lobsters with {size, territory, aggressiveness}, available shelters, food

risk_tolerance — numeric (0..1)

aggression_threshold — numeric (how big an opponent must be to be avoided)

Helper mapping functions (deterministic, non-hidden)

map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

deterministic mapping:

"posture" → raise_claws, hold_station_at_shelter

"accept_responsibility" → guard_shelter, patrol

"signal_competence" → display_bright_color, ritual_display

"learn_from_defeat" → reduce_risk_tolerance, seek_ally, switch_tactics

"mentor" → tolerate_juvenile, allow_access_to_marginal_resources

contest_probability(self, opponent)

returns estimated win probability based on deterministic formula using size, shell_condition, energy, and opponent.size.

should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, value_of_resource)

returns true if win_prob * value_of_resource > cost_factor * (1 - risk_tolerance).

Main algorithm

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function NavigateHierarchy(human_traits, lobster_state, environment, risk_tolerance):

# 1. Observe and summarize environment

visible_opponents = scan(environment)

shelters = find_shelters(environment)

nearest_opponent = pick_nearest(visible_opponents)

# 2. Translate human traits into lobster actions

action_set = []

for trait in human_traits:

action_set += map_trait_to_lobster_action(trait)

# 3. Establish baseline posture & signaling

if "raise_claws" in action_set:

perform(raise_claws)

if "display_bright_color" in action_set and lobster_state.shell_condition == "good":

perform(display_bright_color)

# 4. Evaluate contest decisions for each nearby opponent

for opponent in visible_opponents:

win_prob = contest_probability(lobster_state, opponent)

resource_value = estimate_value(opponent.territory)

if should_contest(win_prob, risk_tolerance, resource_value):

result = engage_contest(lobster_state, opponent)

update_lobster_state_after_contest(lobster_state, result)

if result == "loss":

apply_learning("learn_from_defeat", lobster_state, action_set)

else:

perform(ritual_display_toward(opponent))

if opponent.yields:

claim_resource(opponent.territory)

# 5. Territory maintenance and alliance building

patrol(shelters)

for potential_ally in visible_opponents where similar_size(potential_ally):

if safe_to_ally(potential_ally):

form_alliance(lobster_state, potential_ally)

# 6. Mentorship behavior

if "tolerate_juvenile" in action_set:

for juvenile in detect_juveniles(environment):

allow_access(juvenile, marginal_resources)

# 7. Adaptation (update heuristics)

update_risk_tolerance_based_on_recent_outcomes(lobster_state)

return summarize_status(lobster_state)

Deterministic subroutines (describe, not introspect)

contest_probability — simple linear model:

win_prob = clamp(0.2 + 0.6*(self.size / (self.size + opponent.size)) + 0.1*shell_factor, 0, 1)

estimate_value(territory) — based on number of shelters and food

engage_contest — perform ritual_display; if opponent persists, escalate; winner determined by comparing sizes plus random noise; update energy/shell_condition deterministically.

Short simulated run (example)

Given

human_traits = ["posture","signal_competence","learn_from_defeat"]

lobster_state = {size: 8, shell_condition: "good", territory: 1 shelter, energy: 0.8}

environment has opponentA {size:10}, opponentB {size:6}, one extra shelter

risk_tolerance = 0.4

Execution (observable actions only)

Scan: sees opponentA (bigger), opponentB (smaller).

Map traits: posture → raise claws; signal_competence → ritual display; learn_from_defeat → be ready to withdraw and update strategy.

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

Evaluate opponentB: win_prob high → perform display → opponentB retreats → claim marginal shelter → status increases.

Patrol and reinforce signage; reduce willingness to fight opponentA later; perhaps seek ally.

Outcome: avoids risky fight with larger opponent; gains status by asserting dominance over a smaller rival — behavior consistent with Petersonian advice of confident posture, selective confrontation, and learning from conflict.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166150)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: adulterous dopamine

However — and this is great news —

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166153)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 5:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant grizzly messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169220)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Titillating Locale

Loled at

display_bright_coloration_if_possible()

and

perform_ritualized_display()

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166248)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested

Display posture at shelter entrance.

Evaluate opponentA: win_prob low → perform ritual display only → opponentA ignores → do not escalate; retreat to safer spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167266)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible library keepsake machete

Somebody needs to feed it the classic XO parable of the fat, plodding law beaver and the cool, fast MBA otter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167424)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested

Or the golden retriever who practices law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167486)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Saffron rough-skinned menage

now get its thoughts on the most efficient way to reduce the influence of jews on american foreign and domestic policy without violating the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166305)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: talented site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49166976)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Dull 180 Temple

perform_graceful_retreat tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167415)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Sepia know-it-all idea he suggested

I put the same prompt into DeepSeek:

Here's a pseudocode representation of how Jordan Peterson (as a lobster) might navigate a lobster status hierarchy, based on his theories about dominance hierarchies, aggression, and serotonin from *12 Rules for Life*:

---

```python

def jordan_peterson_as_lobster():

# Initial state

size = "medium" # Peterson's human size doesn't directly translate to lobster size

aggression_level = 0

serotonin_level = 0

confidence = 0.5 # mid-range confidence

posture = "upright" # because "stand up straight with your shoulders back"

# Lobster status hierarchy variables

current_rank = None

nearby_lobsters = detect_surrounding_lobsters()

hierarchy = get_dominance_hierarchy()

# Peterson's lobster strategy:

while True:

for lobster in nearby_lobsters:

if lobster.posture == "dominant" and lobster.size > size:

# Rule 1: Don't challenge unbeatable opponents recklessly

if confidence < 0.3:

posture = "submissive"

retreat()

else:

# Rule 2: Use calculated aggression to climb hierarchy

display_aggression()

if lobster.retreats():

current_rank = update_rank(hierarchy, "up")

serotonin_level += 1

confidence += 0.1

posture = "dominant"

else:

# Rule 3: Learn from defeat and try again later

serotonin_level -= 1

confidence = max(0, confidence - 0.2)

elif lobster.size <= size and lobster.posture != "dominant":

# Assert dominance where possible (Rule 4: Compare yourself to who you were yesterday)

if confidence > 0.6:

attack()

if wins_contest():

current_rank = update_rank(hierarchy, "up")

serotonin_level += 1

posture = "dominant"

# Rule 5: Maintain optimal serotonin levels for confidence

if serotonin_level > 3:

confidence = min(1.0, confidence + 0.05)

elif serotonin_level < 0:

confidence = max(0, confidence - 0.05)

# Rule 6: Adapt posture based on rank (lobsters use posture like humans use body language)

if current_rank > 0.8 * len(hierarchy):

posture = "dominant"

else:

posture = "upright" # because Peterson would still "stand straight" even if not top lobster

# Rule 7: Molt (grow) when possible (self-improvement)

if time_to_molt():

size += random_growth()

serotonin_level += 0.5 # bigger size -> more serotonin -> more confidence

# Rule 8: Avoid unnecessary fights (Peterson's lobster would strategize, not just brawl)

if random_threat() and confidence < 0.7:

use_ritual_aggression() # bluff instead of fighting

else:

engage_cautiously()

```

### Key Pseudocode Logic:

1. **Assess Opponents**: Compare size/posture to decide whether to fight or retreat.

2. **Serotonin Feedback Loop**: Winning increases serotonin, which boosts confidence (and vice versa).

3. **Strategic Aggression**: Fight only when odds are good or necessary for hierarchy climbing.

4. **Posture Matters**: Dominant/submissive posture adjusts dynamically (mirroring Peterson's emphasis on body language).

5. **Self-Improvement (Molt)**: Growth leads to higher status over time.

### Note:

This is a playful but theoretically grounded interpretation. Real lobsters use serotonin and posture in dominance hierarchies, much like Peterson describes in his lobster metaphor for human behavior. His lobster-self would likely optimize for *long-term hierarchy climbing* over brute force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167635)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: vengeful lascivious resort

garbage. sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168953)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: maniacal white famous landscape painting legend

It’s smart but still fails a couple of logical puzzles I have (which are notable because no LLM can solve them).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167308)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Copper deep death wish

Now try them on xo posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167404)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: vengeful lascivious resort

i can do them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167645)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: maniacal white famous landscape painting legend

Here's one that every LLM I've tried fails but the average human can do with a little effort:

Prompt: How many cubes are needed to complete the shape?

https://imgur.com/a/A2WdOAy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167919)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Yellow Tattoo Step-uncle's House

14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168785)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: vengeful lascivious resort

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168855)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 1:11 AM
Author: Copper deep death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49169088)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: avocado excitant pit dragon

is it better than Grok4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49167319)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Splenetic Crackhouse

its comparable when you set the API to high reasoning mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759791&forum_id=2E#49168791)