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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
diverse filthy hell
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
diverse filthy hell
  10/17/25
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Anal Racy Field
  10/17/25
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galvanic university french chef
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Impressive filthpig
  10/17/25
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blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
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Bespoke Kitchen Mental Disorder
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Fishy balding area
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Impressive filthpig
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Impressive filthpig
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Electric fat ankles trump supporter
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Supple fanboi kitty
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
lake business firm
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
lake business firm
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
slippery selfie
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
lake business firm
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
carmine factory reset button menage
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
stimulating elastic band
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
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turquoise ceo clown
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
slippery selfie
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Anal Racy Field
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
pearl pea-brained location
  10/17/25
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blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
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turquoise ceo clown
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Anal Racy Field
  10/17/25
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Bespoke Kitchen Mental Disorder
  10/17/25
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charismatic purple whorehouse
  10/18/25
lol
Nofapping Judgmental Gunner
  10/18/25
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Titillating transparent school rigor
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Cerebral Ivory New Version
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Cerebral Ivory New Version
  10/17/25
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blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/17/25
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galvanic university french chef
  10/18/25
:(
flirting mint mediation
  10/17/25
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aggressive marvelous hunting ground
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
maize boyish coffee pot house
  10/18/25
...
soul-stirring yarmulke pozpig
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Fishy balding area
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Chestnut feces
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
razzmatazz national security agency corner
  10/18/25
...
aggressive marvelous hunting ground
  10/18/25
...
Impressive filthpig
  10/18/25
no homo at all
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Chestnut feces
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Impressive filthpig
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
offensive cracking point cumskin
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Slap-happy big home
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
misunderstood disturbing stain boistinker
  10/18/25
...
Electric fat ankles trump supporter
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Cerebral Ivory New Version
  10/18/25
...
blue talented lodge lettuce
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: diverse filthy hell

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: diverse filthy hell

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Anal Racy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: galvanic university french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Impressive filthpig

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bespoke Kitchen Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Fishy balding area

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Impressive filthpig

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Impressive filthpig

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Electric fat ankles trump supporter

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Supple fanboi kitty

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: lake business firm

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: lake business firm

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: slippery selfie

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: lake business firm

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: carmine factory reset button menage

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: stimulating elastic band

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: turquoise ceo clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: slippery selfie

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Anal Racy Field

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: pearl pea-brained location

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: turquoise ceo clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Anal Racy Field

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Bespoke Kitchen Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: charismatic purple whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Nofapping Judgmental Gunner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Titillating transparent school rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Ivory New Version

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Ivory New Version

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: galvanic university french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: flirting mint mediation

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: aggressive marvelous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: maize boyish coffee pot house

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring yarmulke pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Fishy balding area

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Chestnut feces

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz national security agency corner

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: aggressive marvelous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Impressive filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Chestnut feces

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Impressive filthpig

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: offensive cracking point cumskin

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Slap-happy big home

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: misunderstood disturbing stain boistinker

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Electric fat ankles trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Ivory New Version

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: blue talented lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359746)