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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
impressive property faggotry
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Useless Aqua Area
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
high-end athletic conference
  12/12/25
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stimulating brunch nibblets
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Rose razzmatazz kitty cat house
  12/12/25
easy
pink anal stag film
  12/12/25
lol ok man
stimulating brunch nibblets
  12/12/25
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Heady sex offender
  12/12/25
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Buck-toothed vengeful twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
apoplectic circlehead trust fund
  12/12/25
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Appetizing Casino Doctorate
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
plum plaza windowlicker
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
splenetic space
  12/12/25
...
Useless Aqua Area
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
impressive property faggotry
  12/12/25
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Startling State Puppy
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Vivacious theater
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Lavender deranged jew
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
apoplectic circlehead trust fund
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Racy ticket booth alpha
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
beady-eyed prole
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
apoplectic circlehead trust fund
  12/12/25
tp.
Racy ticket booth alpha
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Umber Contagious Hissy Fit
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
beady-eyed prole
  12/12/25
who is that
Umber Contagious Hissy Fit
  12/12/25
...
Heady sex offender
  12/12/25
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Heady sex offender
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Aromatic parlour
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
bateful very tactful tanning salon double fault
  12/12/25
cr
stimulating brunch nibblets
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Rose razzmatazz kitty cat house
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
silver galvanic locale
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
high-end athletic conference
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
silver galvanic locale
  12/12/25
...
stimulating brunch nibblets
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Dashing gaped useless brakes
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Floppy unhinged spot
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
internet-worthy preventive strike corner
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: impressive property faggotry

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Useless Aqua Area

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: stimulating brunch nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Rose razzmatazz kitty cat house

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: pink anal stag film

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: stimulating brunch nibblets

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Heady sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed vengeful twinkling uncleanness mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: apoplectic circlehead trust fund

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Casino Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: plum plaza windowlicker

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: splenetic space

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Useless Aqua Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: impressive property faggotry

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Startling State Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Vivacious theater

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Lavender deranged jew

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: apoplectic circlehead trust fund

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Racy ticket booth alpha

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed prole

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: apoplectic circlehead trust fund

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Racy ticket booth alpha

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Umber Contagious Hissy Fit

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed prole

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Umber Contagious Hissy Fit

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Heady sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Heady sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bateful very tactful tanning salon double fault

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: stimulating brunch nibblets

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Rose razzmatazz kitty cat house

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: silver galvanic locale

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: silver galvanic locale

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: stimulating brunch nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Dashing gaped useless brakes

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Floppy unhinged spot

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy preventive strike corner

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506164)