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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Thriller High-end Site
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Geriatric plum ape stage
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
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Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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lascivious drab business firm sound barrier
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Transparent hell
  10/17/25
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adventurous fiercely-loyal market bbw
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
vigorous bull headed point
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Transparent hell
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Transparent hell
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
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  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
hyperactive home macaca
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
bearded up-to-no-good kitty cat
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
henna sanctuary immigrant
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
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  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
henna sanctuary immigrant
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
aromatic painfully honest mood
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
henna sanctuary immigrant
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
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  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
dun den
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
motley poppy garrison blood rage
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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Crystalline Big Bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
aromatic painfully honest mood
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
chartreuse laser beams
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
rebellious black woman partner
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Crystalline Big Bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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Umber Lay
  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
trip bearded twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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lascivious drab business firm sound barrier
  10/18/25
:(
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Passionate meetinghouse
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
lilac histrionic incel wrinkle
  10/18/25
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Exhilarant Abnormal Jap
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
vigorous bull headed point
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Boyish glassy old irish cottage
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Irradiated deer antler resort
  10/18/25
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Passionate meetinghouse
  10/18/25
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Transparent hell
  10/18/25
no homo at all
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  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Boyish glassy old irish cottage
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Transparent hell
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
maroon submissive piazza love of her life
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
charcoal soul-stirring windowlicker
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
tantric theater stage
  10/18/25
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hyperactive home macaca
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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  10/18/25
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Geriatric plum ape stage

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Geriatric plum ape stage

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: chartreuse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: lascivious drab business firm sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Transparent hell

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: adventurous fiercely-loyal market bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: vigorous bull headed point

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Transparent hell

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Transparent hell

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hyperactive home macaca

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bearded up-to-no-good kitty cat

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: henna sanctuary immigrant

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: henna sanctuary immigrant

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: aromatic painfully honest mood

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: henna sanctuary immigrant

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: dun den

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: motley poppy garrison blood rage

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Crystalline Big Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: aromatic painfully honest mood

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: chartreuse laser beams

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: rebellious black woman partner

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Crystalline Big Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: chartreuse laser beams

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: adventurous fiercely-loyal market bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Umber Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned supple kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Carmine idiot rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: trip bearded twinkling uncleanness

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: trip bearded twinkling uncleanness

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: lascivious drab business firm sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: galvanic hall

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: lilac histrionic incel wrinkle

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant Abnormal Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: vigorous bull headed point

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish glassy old irish cottage

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Irradiated deer antler resort

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Transparent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Boyish glassy old irish cottage

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Transparent hell

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: maroon submissive piazza love of her life

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: charcoal soul-stirring windowlicker

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: tantric theater stage

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hyperactive home macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: trip bearded twinkling uncleanness

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Thriller High-end Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2E#49359746)