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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Hateful theatre really tough guy
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Yellow Son Of Senegal Sanctuary
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
boyish circlehead associate
  12/12/25
...
Passionate Insecure Meetinghouse
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
nighttime black woman private investor
  12/12/25
easy
Balding rambunctious mediation filthpig
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Passionate Insecure Meetinghouse
  12/12/25
...
Haunting garnet temple liquid oxygen
  12/12/25
...
grizzly parlor
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
abnormal lemon menage ceo
  12/12/25
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180 offensive house deer antler
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
ruby chapel half-breed
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Laughsome Rebellious Hall
  12/12/25
...
Yellow Son Of Senegal Sanctuary
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Hateful theatre really tough guy
  12/12/25
...
misunderstood disturbing lay love of her life
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Razzle spruce address mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
aromatic faggotry
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
abnormal lemon menage ceo
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
burgundy station masturbator
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
amethyst adventurous jap
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
abnormal lemon menage ceo
  12/12/25
tp.
burgundy station masturbator
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Bistre pit corn cake
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
amethyst adventurous jap
  12/12/25
who is that
Bistre pit corn cake
  12/12/25
...
Haunting garnet temple liquid oxygen
  12/12/25
...
Haunting garnet temple liquid oxygen
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Aphrodisiac kitchen
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Ivory senate sweet tailpipe
  12/12/25
cr
Passionate Insecure Meetinghouse
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
nighttime black woman private investor
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Zombie-like medicated lodge gunner
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
boyish circlehead associate
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Zombie-like medicated lodge gunner
  12/12/25
...
Passionate Insecure Meetinghouse
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
supple carnelian principal's office coldplay fan
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
odious rigpig national
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
twinkling stead
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Hateful theatre really tough guy

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Yellow Son Of Senegal Sanctuary

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: boyish circlehead associate

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: nighttime black woman private investor

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Balding rambunctious mediation filthpig

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Meetinghouse

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Haunting garnet temple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: grizzly parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: abnormal lemon menage ceo

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: 180 offensive house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: ruby chapel half-breed

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Rebellious Hall

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Yellow Son Of Senegal Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Hateful theatre really tough guy

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: misunderstood disturbing lay love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle spruce address mad-dog skullcap

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: aromatic faggotry

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: abnormal lemon menage ceo

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: burgundy station masturbator

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: amethyst adventurous jap

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: abnormal lemon menage ceo

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: burgundy station masturbator

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Bistre pit corn cake

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: amethyst adventurous jap

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Bistre pit corn cake

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Haunting garnet temple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Haunting garnet temple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitchen

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Ivory senate sweet tailpipe

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Meetinghouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: nighttime black woman private investor

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like medicated lodge gunner

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: boyish circlehead associate

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like medicated lodge gunner

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: supple carnelian principal's office coldplay fan

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: odious rigpig national

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: twinkling stead

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2E#49506164)