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Out-of-control university mood
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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massive high-end fanboi
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saffron sex offender sanctuary
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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hot corn cake prole
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
sickened multi-colored candlestick maker
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fucking lol
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Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night
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Out-of-control university mood
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confused white dragon wagecucks
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hot corn cake prole
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henna striped hyena faggot firefighter
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Height of assosciate?
histrionic lay
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Stirring yapping cumskin
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lmfao
Onyx Location
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LOL
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burgundy menage alpha
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
thriller umber meetinghouse
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Moar!
Electric Nudist Private Investor Ratface
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Greedy slimy depressive senate
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Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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massive high-end fanboi
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Salmon Learning Disabled School Cafeteria Volcanic Crater
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Frozen immigrant
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Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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sooty vivacious business firm
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
lascivious indian lodge round eye
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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talented magical chapel pocket flask
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massive high-end fanboi
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It practically writes itself!
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massive high-end fanboi
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
massive high-end fanboi
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
bipolar home
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geriatric electric furnace party of the first part
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
hot corn cake prole
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
lascivious indian lodge round eye
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
hot corn cake prole
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
lascivious indian lodge round eye
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
hot corn cake prole
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Shit
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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massive high-end fanboi
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still going strong
Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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(Chip Kelly)
pale racy heaven windowlicker
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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talented magical chapel pocket flask
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
bipolar home
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
pale racy heaven windowlicker
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
bipolar home
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Brindle Boiling Water
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geriatric electric furnace party of the first part
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gay odious trailer park
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Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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sickened multi-colored candlestick maker
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Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
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*bark aves
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titillating corner partner
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
massive high-end fanboi
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
spruce soul-stirring cuckoldry athletic conference
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naked obsidian stain
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
pale racy heaven windowlicker
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Stubborn Coral Jew
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Out-of-control university mood
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cream passionate spot
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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sickened multi-colored candlestick maker
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Lake Azn
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
pale racy heaven windowlicker
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
thriller umber meetinghouse
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Charcoal Therapy Hunting Ground
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
jade maniacal station
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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heady office
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Appetizing Misanthropic Pit
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lmao
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gay odious trailer park
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Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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massive high-end fanboi
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Flatulent range scourge upon the earth
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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orange toaster den
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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irradiated rusted legend parlour
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Buck-toothed chrome ladyboy
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
lascivious indian lodge round eye
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
narrow-minded snowy hominid
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
lascivious indian lodge round eye
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Electric Nudist Private Investor Ratface
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Bistre macaca
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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massive high-end fanboi
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
cerise razzle digit ratio
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Exhilarant New Version
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pale racy heaven windowlicker
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Vigorous Ruddy Messiness
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saffron sex offender sanctuary
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hot corn cake prole
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Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
pale racy heaven windowlicker
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(Rick Reilly)
citrine supple hell
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
pale racy heaven windowlicker
  03/12/15
great thread
marvelous bawdyhouse
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
thriller umber meetinghouse
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Stirring yapping cumskin
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Emerald field
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Insane stag film death wish
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orange toaster den
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Insane stag film death wish
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Insane stag film death wish
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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Plum Mind-boggling Regret
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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massive high-end fanboi
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Insane stag film death wish
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Bisexual aphrodisiac ceo
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massive high-end fanboi
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bump for Buddy
Insane stag film death wish
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
diverse bull headed stead sweet tailpipe
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
crusty underhanded temple tank
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
crusty underhanded temple tank
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talented magical chapel pocket flask
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
geriatric electric furnace party of the first part
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Greedy slimy depressive senate
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Bearded black woman halford
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*makes Buddy partner*
trip clear dilemma dingle berry
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pale racy heaven windowlicker
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copper property legal warrant
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Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night
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ruh roh
Appetizing Misanthropic Pit
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Exhilarant New Version
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
jade maniacal station
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Khaki school
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Laughsome zombie-like trust fund karate
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HOLY SHIT 180000000
lascivious indian lodge round eye
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talented magical chapel pocket flask
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Exhilarant New Version
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Appetizing Misanthropic Pit
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gay odious trailer park
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poppy hospital lettuce
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holy fucking shit
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hot corn cake prole
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galvanic chad
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Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon
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Cordovan plaza associate
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carmine floppy library
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gay odious trailer park
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massive high-end fanboi
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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massive high-end fanboi
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Indigo alcoholic cuckold orchestra pit
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Exhilarant New Version
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180^180
Charcoal Therapy Hunting Ground
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Appetizing Misanthropic Pit
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hot corn cake prole
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translucent disturbing step-uncle's house boltzmann
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Exhilarant New Version
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Exhilarant New Version
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Bistre macaca
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Hairraiser disgusting crotch
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Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life
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massive high-end fanboi
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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heady office
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
cerise razzle digit ratio
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underrated
carnelian stage
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heady office
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Exhilarant New Version
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Appetizing Misanthropic Pit
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Mint swollen juggernaut
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Ouch
lascivious indian lodge round eye
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
irradiated rusted legend parlour
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massive high-end fanboi
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talented magical chapel pocket flask
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Pearl address jewess
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saffron sex offender sanctuary
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talented magical chapel pocket flask
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Exhilarant New Version
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heady office
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concupiscible mental disorder parlor
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Stimulating nursing home mediation
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Exhilarant New Version
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Bistre macaca
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Exhilarant New Version
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Bistre macaca
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Electric Nudist Private Investor Ratface
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Hairraiser disgusting crotch
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
dashing ticket booth
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Hairraiser disgusting crotch
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massive high-end fanboi
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massive high-end fanboi
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
adventurous avocado coldplay fan toilet seat
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Hairraiser disgusting crotch
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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shimmering wonderful theatre double fault
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Hairraiser disgusting crotch
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon
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Bistre macaca
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CR.
massive high-end fanboi
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Exhilarant New Version
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Hairraiser disgusting crotch
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i really like it here
lascivious indian lodge round eye
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massive high-end fanboi
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massive high-end fanboi
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
massive high-end fanboi
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Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon
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Hairraiser disgusting crotch
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Hairraiser disgusting crotch
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lascivious indian lodge round eye
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Exhilarant New Version
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glittery scarlet shrine
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massive high-end fanboi
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Woah CR friend :-)
massive high-end fanboi
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Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon
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Fluffy Pozpig Garrison
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shimmering wonderful theatre double fault
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Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Exhilarant New Version
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Exhilarant New Version
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Electric Nudist Private Investor Ratface

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: bipolar home

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: geriatric electric furnace party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: hot corn cake prole

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: hot corn cake prole

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: hot corn cake prole

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: talented magical chapel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Fragrant mewling fat ankles useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed chrome ladyboy

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Judgmental yellow hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: talented magical chapel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: bipolar home

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: bipolar home

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Brindle Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: geriatric electric furnace party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: gay odious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: spruce soul-stirring cuckoldry athletic conference

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Indecent angry crackhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: sickened multi-colored candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Aggressive flushed tanning salon headpube

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: titillating corner partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: spruce soul-stirring cuckoldry athletic conference

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: naked obsidian stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Stubborn Coral Jew

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Bistre macaca

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: spruce soul-stirring cuckoldry athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control university mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: cream passionate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: naked obsidian stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Judgmental yellow hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: talented magical chapel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling crystalline tattoo pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Stirring yapping cumskin

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: sickened multi-colored candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: motley piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Lake Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: thriller umber meetinghouse

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Charcoal Therapy Hunting Ground

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: jade maniacal station

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: drab hairless yarmulke institution

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: heady office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Arousing half-breed

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: vibrant cruel-hearted nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: costumed cerebral marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: hot corn cake prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Aqua water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Purple shivering cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: gay odious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Flatulent range scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Bistre macaca

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: orange toaster den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: overrated internal respiration mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: carmine floppy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: submissive big knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: excitant maize national

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: irradiated rusted legend parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Buck-toothed chrome ladyboy

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded snowy hominid

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Electric Nudist Private Investor Ratface

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Bistre macaca

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: cerise razzle digit ratio

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Ruddy Messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: saffron sex offender sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: hot corn cake prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: citrine supple hell

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: thriller umber meetinghouse

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Stirring yapping cumskin

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Emerald field

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Insane stag film death wish

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: orange toaster den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Insane stag film death wish

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Insane stag film death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: trip clear dilemma dingle berry

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Plum Mind-boggling Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Insane stag film death wish

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Bisexual aphrodisiac ceo

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Insane stag film death wish

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: diverse bull headed stead sweet tailpipe

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: crusty underhanded temple tank

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: crusty underhanded temple tank

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: talented magical chapel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: geriatric electric furnace party of the first part

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Greedy slimy depressive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Bearded black woman halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: trip clear dilemma dingle berry

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: pale racy heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: copper property legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Pit

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: jade maniacal station

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Khaki school

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Haunting misunderstood lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Laughsome zombie-like trust fund karate

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: talented magical chapel pocket flask

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: heady office

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: 180 Set Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: ungodly brunch travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Stirring yapping cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: bateful black dog poop hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: gay odious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: poppy hospital lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Arousing half-breed

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: hot corn cake prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: galvanic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Cordovan plaza associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: carmine floppy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: gay odious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Indigo alcoholic cuckold orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Charcoal Therapy Hunting Ground

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: hot corn cake prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: translucent disturbing step-uncle's house boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Bistre macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: heady office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: cerise razzle digit ratio

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: carnelian stage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: heady office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Appetizing Misanthropic Pit

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Mint swollen juggernaut

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: irradiated rusted legend parlour

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: talented magical chapel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Pearl address jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: saffron sex offender sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: talented magical chapel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: heady office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Stimulating nursing home mediation

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Bistre macaca

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Bistre macaca

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Electric Nudist Private Investor Ratface

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: dashing ticket booth

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: adventurous avocado coldplay fan toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful theatre double fault



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Bistre macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: lascivious indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: glittery scarlet shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Fluffy Pozpig Garrison



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: shimmering wonderful theatre double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Harsh affirmative action stock car

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: fishy comical keepsake machete casino



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle topaz quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Salmon Learning Disabled School Cafeteria Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: fishy comical keepsake machete casino



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: flesh personal credit line gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: spectacular sinister blood rage doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic point genital piercing

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant New Version

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: shaky chocolate site really tough guy



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Purple shivering cruise ship

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Soggy Aromatic Dysfunction



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: aquamarine theater stage gaming laptop

he made equity partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Charismatic pearly coffee pot becky

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: ebony pontificating multi-billionaire



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful french chef sneaky criminal



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: carmine floppy library



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: shimmering wonderful theatre double fault



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser disgusting crotch



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: sooty vivacious business firm



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant New Version

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Provocative sexy idiot resort



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: magenta goal in life

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author:  fighting puppy international law enforcement agency

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Lilac fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: naked obsidian stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: naked obsidian stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Lilac fortuitous meteor

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: naked obsidian stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  painfully honest base roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: massive high-end fanboi



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#45283374)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2E#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed grizzly preventive strike love of her life



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
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