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POLL: what's your wife's body count?

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Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/20/25
1 handful
fragrant out-of-control trailer park black woman
  05/20/25
1 guy before me. whore
wine naked keepsake machete
  05/20/25
180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but accord...
Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/20/25
it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept wi...
magenta toaster
  05/20/25
go away you indian turd bastard
Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/20/25
if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would ...
magenta toaster
  05/20/25
(smelly assnigger nonwhite)
Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/20/25
you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky choc...
magenta toaster
  05/20/25
wife?
hyperventilating indigo church
  05/20/25
i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.
magenta toaster
  05/20/25
30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?
wine naked keepsake machete
  05/20/25
mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't car...
magenta toaster
  05/20/25
lol sure it is
Aquamarine Useless Brakes
  05/21/25
men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use th...
Saffron shitlib bawdyhouse
  05/20/25
body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped. gla...
Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/20/25
fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about se...
Saffron shitlib bawdyhouse
  05/20/25
i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs...
Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/20/25
monthly nut
carmine odious location
  05/20/25
while I watched?
violent headpube parlour
  05/20/25
Are you talking shit or actual LS?
talented well-lubricated church building
  05/20/25
Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut
Garnet Fighting Multi-billionaire Mental Disorder
  05/20/25
I’ve lost track since the wedding
Exciting bonkers love of her life
  05/20/25
...
Ass Sunstein
  06/04/25
...
Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/21/25
She lost count but somewhere over 500 She’s not ver...
know-it-all university voyeur
  05/21/25
amazing poast moniker synergy
emerald cuck
  05/21/25
i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i k...
Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/21/25
1 including me
Aquamarine Useless Brakes
  05/21/25
she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far
Nubile crotch
  05/21/25
...
Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain
  05/22/25
I dunno
Chrome frisky school
  05/22/25
2
frozen high-end juggernaut quadroon
  05/22/25
update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genes...
spit on a stranger
  06/04/25
she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho
blow off some steam
  06/04/25
no she didn't. you are really a sad and pathetic person....
spit on a stranger
  06/04/25
You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children w...
blow off some steam
  06/04/25
0 before me, 1 since marriage
Dunedain cowboy
  06/04/25


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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain

i'm doing research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947280)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: fragrant out-of-control trailer park black woman

1 handful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947281)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: wine naked keepsake machete

1 guy before me. whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947282)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain

180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.

LMK if you want me to explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947286)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: magenta toaster

it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947290)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain

go away you indian turd bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947296)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: magenta toaster

if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947301)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain

(smelly assnigger nonwhite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947302)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: magenta toaster

you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947307)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating indigo church

wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947283)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: magenta toaster

i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947285)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: wine naked keepsake machete

30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947400)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: magenta toaster

mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947428)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine Useless Brakes

lol sure it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48950232)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Saffron shitlib bawdyhouse

men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.

i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop

youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947291)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain

body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.

glazed is new so i will give you that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947300)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Saffron shitlib bawdyhouse

fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex

i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947306)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain

i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947310)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: carmine odious location

monthly nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947304)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: violent headpube parlour

while I watched?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947297)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: talented well-lubricated church building

Are you talking shit or actual LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947648)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Garnet Fighting Multi-billionaire Mental Disorder

Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947389)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Exciting bonkers love of her life

I’ve lost track since the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48947434)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48986000)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48950150)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: know-it-all university voyeur

She lost count but somewhere over 500

She’s not very sexual anymore tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48950176)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: emerald cuck

amazing poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48950213)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain

i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48950215)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine Useless Brakes

1 including me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48950220)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Nubile crotch

she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48950265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Iridescent Cracking Wrinkle Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48953547)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Chrome frisky school

I dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48953549)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: frozen high-end juggernaut quadroon

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48953564)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained))

update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.

also, i'm back on antidepressants!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48985940)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: blow off some steam

she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48985948)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained))

no she didn't.

you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48986019)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: blow off some steam

You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48986038)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

0 before me, 1 since marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2E#48986037)