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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

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that's a good joke. those people suck
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You're invited next time
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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"More like Jones GAY!"
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good joke i would've laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: bipolar crackhouse friendly grandma

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Pearl place of business trailer park



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Scarlet Racy Therapy Elastic Band



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: adventurous mahogany reading party electric furnace



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: supple lodge ceo

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: shimmering insanely creepy foreskin gunner



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Exciting Mexican Rehab

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Chestnut area



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vivacious disgusting dingle berry fat ankles

that's a good joke. those people suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49361937)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: bipolar crackhouse friendly grandma

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: galvanic parlour jap

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362005)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: bipolar crackhouse friendly grandma

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362032)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: mint cowardly casino

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362176)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: adventurous mahogany reading party electric furnace



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Seedy Philosopher-king



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Opaque sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: boyish snowy center



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: metal ruddy french chef



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: lemon exhilarant background story

I guffawed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362039)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: boyish snowy center

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362040)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: domesticated slate genital piercing

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362052)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: drab haunting cumskin sex offender

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Lascivious sooty faggot firefighter sanctuary

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362122)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Exciting Mexican Rehab

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362092)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Chestnut area

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49364046)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: magenta tanning salon scourge upon the earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362128)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: irradiated free-loading kitty cruise ship

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362132)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Associate House



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: mint cowardly casino



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bipolar crackhouse friendly grandma

I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362188)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Judgmental flushed headpube meetinghouse

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bipolar crackhouse friendly grandma



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine mad cow disease son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362205)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Chestnut area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49364045)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: boyish snowy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49364053)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: erotic dopamine



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: provocative orchestra pit

"More like Jones GAY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49362190)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: french cobalt internal respiration

good joke i would've laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2E#49364050)