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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
racy karate foreskin
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Transparent home
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Obsidian Stag Film Famous Landscape Painting
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
slap-happy school
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Transparent home
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Shimmering jewess business firm
  12/15/25
...
arousing hot stage kitty
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
rebellious pit
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
racy karate foreskin
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
salmon corn cake
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
racy karate foreskin
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
salmon corn cake
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
rebellious pit
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
racy karate foreskin
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
rebellious pit
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
mind-boggling hospital hominid
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
rebellious pit
  12/15/25
cambodia town
crystalline shrine associate
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
lascivious flatulent becky chapel
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
racy karate foreskin
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
lascivious flatulent becky chapel
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
cerebral cruel-hearted field
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
olive national security agency
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
vibrant haunting indian lodge
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
rebellious pit
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
olive national security agency
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
laughsome range halford
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
rebellious pit
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
laughsome range halford
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
cerebral cruel-hearted field
  12/15/25
...
rebellious pit
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Citrine people who are hurt
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Razzmatazz corner
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Beady-eyed Dun Azn Dingle Berry
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Tripping Spot Generalized Bond
  12/15/25
...
marvelous fluffy market legal warrant
  12/15/25
...
chest-beating wonderful depressive shitlib
  12/15/25
...
180 keepsake machete gas station
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Fuchsia black woman
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Tripping Spot Generalized Bond
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
charcoal theater
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Tripping Spot Generalized Bond
  12/15/25
...
laughsome range halford
  12/15/25
yes, so
charcoal theater
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
costumed contagious hairy legs
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
crystalline shrine associate
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
costumed contagious hairy legs
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Amethyst Office Genital Piercing
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Citrine people who are hurt
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
crystalline shrine associate
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Amethyst Office Genital Piercing
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
chest-beating wonderful depressive shitlib
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
charcoal theater
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Citrine people who are hurt
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
cerise police squad
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
racy karate foreskin
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
chest-beating wonderful depressive shitlib
  12/15/25
...
laughsome range halford
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
crystalline shrine associate
  12/16/25
...
cerise police squad
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Transparent home
  12/16/25
OKay
bull headed haunted graveyard
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
fishy offensive whorehouse
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Passionate cuckold skinny woman
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
fishy offensive whorehouse
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
sienna forum codepig
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Tripping Spot Generalized Bond
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
talented low-t reading party
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
racy karate foreskin
  12/17/25
tp
Appetizing bawdyhouse
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: racy karate foreskin

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Transparent home

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Obsidian Stag Film Famous Landscape Painting

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: slap-happy school

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Transparent home

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Shimmering jewess business firm

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: arousing hot stage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: rebellious pit

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: racy karate foreskin

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: salmon corn cake

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: racy karate foreskin

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: salmon corn cake

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: rebellious pit

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: racy karate foreskin

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: rebellious pit

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital hominid

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: rebellious pit

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: crystalline shrine associate

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: lascivious flatulent becky chapel

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: racy karate foreskin

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: lascivious flatulent becky chapel

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: cerebral cruel-hearted field

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: olive national security agency

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: vibrant haunting indian lodge

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: rebellious pit

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: olive national security agency

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: laughsome range halford

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: rebellious pit

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: laughsome range halford

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: cerebral cruel-hearted field

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: rebellious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz corner

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Dun Azn Dingle Berry

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Tripping Spot Generalized Bond

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: marvelous fluffy market legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: chest-beating wonderful depressive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: 180 keepsake machete gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia black woman

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Tripping Spot Generalized Bond

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: charcoal theater

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Tripping Spot Generalized Bond

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: laughsome range halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: charcoal theater

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: costumed contagious hairy legs

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: crystalline shrine associate

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: costumed contagious hairy legs

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Amethyst Office Genital Piercing

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: crystalline shrine associate

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Amethyst Office Genital Piercing

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: chest-beating wonderful depressive shitlib

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: charcoal theater

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: cerise police squad

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: racy karate foreskin

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: chest-beating wonderful depressive shitlib

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: laughsome range halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: crystalline shrine associate

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: cerise police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Transparent home

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: bull headed haunted graveyard

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: fishy offensive whorehouse

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Passionate cuckold skinny woman

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: fishy offensive whorehouse

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sienna forum codepig

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Tripping Spot Generalized Bond

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2E#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: talented low-t reading party

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: racy karate foreskin

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Appetizing bawdyhouse

tp

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