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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
Clear costumed boltzmann
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boyish theater
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Scarlet lascivious market
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Floppy menage idea he suggested
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180
Vivacious karate
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Fantasy-prone Dysfunction
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Fragrant home place of business
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
provocative chapel
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Scarlet lascivious market
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Diverse heaven
  07/17/16
lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
beady-eyed magical locale
  03/30/17
Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
Chocolate nowag
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provocative chapel
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Scarlet lascivious market
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Ocher stimulating goal in life
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Ultramarine wonderful nursing home
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Ultramarine wonderful nursing home
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still funny.
Vibrant Dopamine
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bearded aromatic kitty cat stag film
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hateful silver theater stage
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Irradiated honey-headed point juggernaut
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at-the-ready famous landscape painting newt
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Thirsty lake plaza
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Still 180
Lilac station
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Thirsty lake plaza
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Vivacious karate
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Scarlet lascivious market
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
beady-eyed magical locale
  11/12/17
MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Thirsty lake plaza
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?
beady-eyed magical locale
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?pls
Thirsty lake plaza
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laughsome international law enforcement agency
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If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gi...
Dashing stain
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sapphire locus
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Clear costumed boltzmann

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: boyish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#26413220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Scarlet lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30814646)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Floppy menage idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30814651)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Vivacious karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30814652)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30814715)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Fragrant home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30814717)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: provocative chapel

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Diverse heaven

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed magical locale

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Chocolate nowag

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: provocative chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#31270599)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: kink-friendly charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#31271112)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Ocher stimulating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#31271113)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine wonderful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine wonderful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Dopamine

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: bearded aromatic kitty cat stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: hateful silver theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Irradiated honey-headed point juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34232302)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready famous landscape painting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Thirsty lake plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Lilac station

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Thirsty lake plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Vivacious karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed magical locale

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Thirsty lake plaza

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed magical locale

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Thirsty lake plaza

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible Buff Mexican Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: laughsome international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Dashing stain

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: sapphire locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine wonderful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: jew hater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2E#49168452)