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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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black shrine death wish
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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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Lime provocative locus
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
Costumed azn crotch
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Smoky Pea-brained Address Feces
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black shrine death wish
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Sable Rebellious Orchestra Pit Potus
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Ocher Big Forum Pistol
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beady-eyed ticket booth police squad
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
Lime provocative locus
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
black shrine death wish
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Multi-colored flatulent ratface
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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demanding school cafeteria
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beady-eyed ticket booth police squad
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
black shrine death wish
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
beady-eyed ticket booth police squad
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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aphrodisiac native
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: black shrine death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Smoky Pea-brained Address Feces

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: black shrine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49104893)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105161)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Lime provocative locus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: Costumed azn crotch

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49104906)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Smoky Pea-brained Address Feces



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: black shrine death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Sable Rebellious Orchestra Pit Potus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: black shrine death wish

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth police squad



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Ocher Big Forum Pistol



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth police squad



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Lime provocative locus

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105868)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: black shrine death wish

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49104940)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored flatulent ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: flesh church building

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: black shrine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49104976)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: razzle beta plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105096)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth police squad



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: demanding school cafeteria



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth police squad

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: black shrine death wish

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth police squad

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: black shrine death wish

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Vibrant Dull Personal Credit Line

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: black shrine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105175)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth police squad



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Sable Rebellious Orchestra Pit Potus



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49265710)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105178)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring indecent abode

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105215)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: black shrine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105469)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Vibrant Dull Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105801)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored flatulent ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Lime provocative locus

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: black shrine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49233602)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2E#49265709)